Re: Quotes from other forums that make you LOL

[The Messiah]

I'm in both, Bayernzone seems better for me.

[RealGunner]

we are better than both anyways

[The Messiah]

we are better than both anyways

Yes I agree, I like it here more than anywhere else. I like it here cos I get to debate with other fans and it's More realistic.

This is like having the whole package together all in one place and I like the freedom as well, I get to say whatever I like.

But I never get abusive towards other poster though.

[la bestia negra]

Bayern Zone founded and run by a Maltese guy

Nah thats BayernForum.com..

There are two Bayern Forums all in all though..Bayern Zone and Bayernforum.com

I stand corrected... well Bayern Forum looks better anyway

Bayern forum is better tbh

[Blue Barrett]

we are better than both anyways

I must admit I do like it here.

I'm part of 3 other general forums(apart from CFC forums) and I must say GL is GOAT

[The Messiah]

I brought life to this forum, I created a character most people love to hate.

[RedOranje]

BR: I think left back is a position Downing can play. The modern day full back are transformed wingers, Like Jordi Alba.

Followed by:

Downing is the post-modern full back.

[Le Samourai]

I brought life to this forum, I created a character most people love to hate.

Poor mans Huntsman.

[Blue Barrett]

I brought life to this forum, I created a character most people love to hate.

Mate you didn't "create a character"......that's just YOU.

[The Messiah]

I brought life to this forum, I created a character most people love to hate.

Mate you didn't "create a character"......that's just YOU.

Whatever dude...

[NiallQuinnsdiscoPants]

From Rawk

Basically, while enjoying some LEGAL porn on XVideos a police message comes on a page which blocks
everything else and says I've got to pay a fine of £100 within the next 72 hours.

I turn off the computer and it goes straight to this page, I can't do anything else.
It lists a shed load of infringments that I may have commited to get this fine.

The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?

Do I have to pay this?
Not sure what I have to do.

Any suggestions? Besides the imminent piss-taking!

[The Messiah]

From Rawk

Basically, while enjoying some LEGAL porn on XVideos a police message comes on a page which blocks
everything else and says I've got to pay a fine of £100 within the next 72 hours.

I turn off the computer and it goes straight to this page, I can't do anything else.
It lists a shed load of infringments that I may have commited to get this fine.

The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?

Do I have to pay this?
Not sure what I have to do.

Any suggestions? Besides the imminent piss-taking!

hahahahaha.



its a scam and a virus, maybe his computer got effected because of the websites he visit.


it happened to me once (and I was not watching porn) all I did was factory restart.

nevertheless still very funny

[Guest]

From Ready to Go (Sunderland forum):

Why would Dempsey want to go to Liverpool ?! I bet we'll finish above them, in fact, 3-4 Liverpool players would start in our team. Max

Everton look shoe in for top 4.

[Red Alert]

Sessegnon is their only decent player... lol

[BeautifulGame]

RTG is a pretty dumb forum from what i read.They were comparing Fletcher with Christian Vieri when he was linked with Sunderland:facepalm:

[RedAndWhiteArmy]

RTG is a dumb forum

fixed (and this is coming from a Sunderland fan)

[RED]

From Rawk

Basically, while enjoying some LEGAL porn on XVideos a police message comes on a page which blocks
everything else and says I've got to pay a fine of £100 within the next 72 hours.

I turn off the computer and it goes straight to this page, I can't do anything else.
It lists a shed load of infringments that I may have commited to get this fine.

The only thing I can see that I have infringed is animal porn - but that was just for amusement - didn't know it was illegal?

Do I have to pay this?
Not sure what I have to do.

Any suggestions? Besides the imminent piss-taking!

That is hilarious and nasty af. This guy must be some out of touch with the internet pensioner or something to genuinely believe that was real and not a virus or scam. lol. smh

[Die Borussen]

you can easily fall in traps like these if you are an amateur regarding the internet, the guy who did that was a german trying to earn money this way via pay safe card

happened to my neighbour couple of months back

it was saying that he entered websites regarding sex abuse and murders and he should pay 70 euros or something to that spesific number mentioned via pay safe card
and he asked me for help, it only required a modem restart to change ip

[Guest]

RTG is a dumb forum

fixed (and this is coming from a Sunderland fan)

Now saying Suarez isn't any better than Sessegnon

I mean over RAWK, you get comments like "Xavi is the Spanish Allen", but they are 99% of time sarcastic ....but it looks like people on RTG actually hold those weird opinions.

[NiallQuinnsdiscoPants]

RTG is a dumb forum

fixed (and this is coming from a Sunderland fan)

Now saying Suarez isn't any better than Sessegnon

I mean over RAWK, you get comments like "Xavi is the Spanish Allen", but they are 99% of time sarcastic ....but it looks like people on RTG actually hold those weird opinions.

One person said that and no 1 agreed with him, Hardly the general consensus of the forum. Although there was one comment on that thread which was quite good. [quote]

Originally Posted by James View Post
Described on MOTD last week as the technical skill of Messi and the finishing of Heskey (or words to that affect anyway). He lacks a final product, not sure how he scored 40 goals a few year ago in Holland.

From Ready to Go (Sunderland forum):

Why would Dempsey want to go to Liverpool ?! I bet we'll finish above them, in fact, 3-4 Liverpool players would start in our team. Max

Everton look shoe in for top 4.

You didn't post the posters name so dunno if that was from a Sunderland fan or one of the resident obsessed mags.

Someone is seriously butthurt because I posted something from RAWK.

Sunderland don't really have a good forum, they tend to just get infested with obsessive mag Wums. Then the good posters get bored and don't contribute.

The Sunderland section of Not 606 used to be quite good but that went the same way. Some of the lads have tried to set up a new forum which will be free of mags but its early days yet.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

Most of the Newcastle fans on there are not really obsessed i know most of them, there are there on a wind up

Anyway speaking of obsession there's a lot of Newcastle threads on there made by Sunderland fans

[NiallQuinnsdiscoPants]

In the pure football forum there is one thread about Newcastle. In relation to them complaining about the toll European games are taking on their league games.

On talk of the tyne there is at least 4 Sunderland related threads. They even have what looks like a dedicated Sunderland section.

[Great Leader Sprucenuce]

On the first page yes but that's because there's no moderating done on RTG at all and everything gets bumped down to the next page and many duplicate threads are made etc etc.

There was a 20+ page thread on our signing of Anita ffs.

I never said it was representative of Sunderland fans but the forum as a whole is full of bitter and obsessed fans that care more about us than they do about you.

[NiallQuinnsdiscoPants]

20 pages, what utter BS. And again incredibly ironic/hypocritical considering all the Johnson threads on Newcastle forums.

How can you say we are the obsessed ones when on the first 3 pages in pure football there is 2 Newcastle related threads. One mentioned above about the european games taking their toll on League games and one about Arsenals interest in Titote.

In comparison to newcastle forums which have dedicated Sunderland sections and way more threads than on the SMB.

There was one newcastle fan on not 606 posted over 100 posts in the Sunderland section in 2 days after returning from a ban, making 0 posts in the newcastle forum which was one of the catalysts for them to make a new forum.

There was a hilarious one the legends radio show last week, 15 minute call about how Sunderland were skint and how Arsenal were gonna hammer us 5-0. Then when asked for his predictions for the other north east games he said Boro would draw and had to ask who newcastle were playing.

I thought it was just geordies who didn't have a understanding of hypocrisy but even the plastic ones don't either.

[Guest]

"He's brilliant," Cleverley said. "He has settled in really well. He links defence with attack. He gets on the half turn and creates chances. I can't speak highly enough of him. I love playing with him - one and two touch, high-energy football. We're on the same wavelength."

Uh no, cleverley, you are not on the same "wavelength" of Kagawa

Kagawa is much better than you.

[vivabarca38]

not wanting to be negative but with our squad I cannot see us getting out of this grou stage whatsoever

Phew we avoid Chelsea

Both from Bluemoon

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