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Gravid was Pato's grandpa and ..
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Season 3
A Transfer Market carol, staring Adriano Galliani
Episode 1: " The Ghost of transfers past"
Adriano Galliani was soundly asleep in his king size bed, when a cold chill wind blew the covers of his bed. He awoke to find a cloaked form before him. Frozen in fear, he could only utter the words " who...are...y-you?", the cloaked form replied, "a forgotten man in Milan's history,i go by many names but i was born Émerson Ferreira da Rosa". At first confused, suddenly clarity came to Adriano Galliani,"Émerson.. the puma? What do you want?". Calmly Emerson spoke," i came to show you the error of your ways, i am the Ghost of transfers past." Emerson slowly extends both his hands towards Adriano Galliani's throat.
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Edited and complete version of this thread thus far... the most filthy Pulitzer winner to date...
NEW UPDATE (from Part 8 onwards).
Part 1: ABATE AND THE SHARK
One day the great Abate went fishing in the lake with Barbara Berlusconi in an Audi which he used to drive into the water. A shark approached them, but it wasn't a shark. It was Alexandre Pato, who loves the taste of Barbara's pussy and Ignazio's cazzo. So they had a threesome and Beppe Favalli joined in, but threw his back out. Nesta also hurt his back sucking Favalli's old ball sack. Urgently they all rushed to push Bonera down the stairs, suddenly a bright light appears and Bonera is beamed up, but he hit the ceiling.
Part 2: NOT SO SUPER
The ceiling was reflected by Galliani's shiny, bald head which produced enough light to sign the Aquaman from Liverpool. There was still some light remaining, so he flew off to Spain to bring back King Kaka. Luca wanted to close this stupid thread, but then Luca was banned. Luca came back but nobody cared, as Kaka had returned! Only to get injured again, then replaced by Stephan the Pharoah, whom Zlatan butt-kicked hard. But Stephan turned super saiyan with a flaming red mohawk. But he suddenly knelt and sobbed because he painfully pissed fire, unfortunately in his own pants. He was embarrassed and looked for Cassano to hide behind. Cassano was in the bathroom though, battling his alter ego named Edison Arantes Do Nascimento Pele. Pele's voice terrorized Cassano's mind, so he went really nuts and a squirrel ate him! But then :coffee guy: rushed in and cut the squirrel open with Abate's toe nail.
Part 3: SELF-CRITIQUE
Watching all of this was BiasedMilanFan3 who noticed that "Abate's toe nail" was not five words. Dostoevsky remarked that yet, cleverly, BMF3's observation was. According to Arquitecto, this conversation was as subtle as Ibra's nose. "Thank you, Milan moderator, Dostoevsky", remarked BMF3. The derailing was ended by a mod who happened to have written the book "Demons" and had really itchy balls because of the fact that he was a sex addict and his name was Dosto. Then milanfan7 noted that his name does not mean shit in relation to his itchiness.
Part 4: HUMBLE IGNAZIO RETURNS
In the house next door Dreamer was stoning sinning IrasMaldinista and watching weird Dutch porn. Suddenly his Mom came and and busted his bare ass. And he cried so loud it woke up the sleeping god Ignazio from his beauty sleep, who thus became very hostile and wanted to bitchslap CR9 like the boss he is. But Zeljko Kalac told Abate "you're the best ever" which made Abate all depressed because Abate believes that he cannot come close to the expectations of the Goal-Legacy forum. So Abate tried and tried to reclaim his mighty throne which was now owned by Favalli. But Favalli was no pushover because he had the mystical banana phone of Miami Beach. But it was not Miami, it was actually Cuba. Abate knew the phone's power but he didn't call it because he had bigger plans which was to eat the chocolate Galliani statue, which tasted like Barbara Berlusconi's pussy because it was actually her dildo. Watching these was Leonardo Di Merdio who slowly masturbated to Morrati while in a conga line.
Part 5: THE BLINDNESS
The Madrid One feebly intervened, "Madrid is better than Milan." But The Madrid One is blind. Pusha fell in his trap, but this is a story thread, and what he said still counted. And so the story became ruined by the Madrid One, yet revived by talismanic Iras who was running to catch a certain bald genius named Borja f***ing Great Valero but ruptured his anterior cruciate ligament.
Part 6: INTENSE CREATIVE DIALOGUE
And so the thread was bumped by PinePHresh. BMF3 proudly stated, "I will make my contribution." "Why not make it now?", uzonero replied. BMF3 smugly retorted, "Fine then, here it is." Forza grabbed the trolleys and then nicholasmenger asked "what is this thread for?", to which Forza and dostoevsky responded in turn: "go to the first post", "and then join in the fun." nicholasmenger then proclaimed, "my question was five words"..."sparking an intense creative dialogue" said the Milan moderator, Dostoevsky. After speaking his mind, Dostoevsky went and told Bonera to go f*** himself immediately because he is a shite player who makes Antonini look like Humphrey Bogart at his best.
Part 7: MAGICAL BUSH
However, Roma was watching this and whining about how his stupid and horrible blunder against a team who faced his Daddy, seventy two years ago. But Maury wasn't so sure, thus he went on a drunken rampage across town, destroying Abate's land in which Constant was sleeping with his teddy bear named Mr. Duff Miver and dreaming about when he journeyed in the Magical bush in which he discovered the the talent of El Shaarawy which could not be unleashed unless Constant obtained the hairdresser who was dressed like Traore.
Part 8: MOZZARELLA HOSTAGE CRISIS
On the last day of the summer transfer window we sold Balotelli and SES because our new project is for 35 year old rejects from Lazio. However, Abate had other plans and held Galliani hostage until God came down and said "Yo guys, it's me Abate", because Abate is God. Abate summoned Bonera the great and ordered him to go as far away from Milan as he could possibly go. But Bonera refused and decided to declare war on Abate. Abate took De Sciglio hostage and made him eat mozzarella. De Sciglio suddenly farted near Allegri and made him pass out until Balotelli came along and blessed Milan with fresh air.
Part 9: CASANOVA'S REVENGE
Balo also raped Susan Boyle, but he wishes he didn't because, little did he know, Boyle had a small gun and was Traore in disguise. Traore proceeded to shoot Constant's second wife. Casanova then took revenge, cutting off Traore's non-existent malavakh, from which Barbara's shaved pubic hair grew. Pato couldn't bare the thought of Barbara sharing her pubic hair with Traore under Bonera's experienced guidance, so he ran away to meet up with his old tribal enemies, the Sissokho clan. They came and killed the little bastards.
Part 10: THE PURSUIT OF PUBLIC INDECENCY
There was nothing between them. That kiss given by Tevez to Buffon's wife was never to satisfy because Tevez and Buffon's wife were actually transvestites from another planet. Entirsuks, the planet's inhabitants are regularly watching "Everybody hates Gravid". Gravid was Pato's Grandpa and hadn't screwed his Grandma since Antonini's last goal for Milan. His goal was so out of this world because no one expected him to have the ability to live this long. However, his ability to rampage alongside the little black boy from "Pursuit of Happiness" didn't really help his pursuit of defending in the pursuit of Europa League. Afterwards, Traore found a Sissoko and he could not believe the immense length of his big black cock, which he exposed in his son's kindergarten. Sissoko then got arrested for public indecency. If found guilty, Niang will go and run to Silvio Berlusconi's place to get his daughter's private and sensitive areas.
Part 11: THE GHOST OF TRANSFERS PAST
Adriano Galliani was soundly asleep in his king size bed, when a cold chill wind blew the covers of his bed. He awoke to find a cloaked form before him. Frozen in fear, he could only utter the words " who...are...y-you?", the cloaked form replied, "a forgotten man in Milan's history, I go by many names but I was born Émerson Ferreira da Rosa". At first confused, suddenly clarity came to Adriano Galliani, "Émerson... the puma? What do you want?". Calmly Emerson spoke, "I came to show you the error of your ways, I am the Ghost of transfers past." Emerson slowly extends both his hands towards Adriano Galliani's throat.
PART 12: THE TERROR
Galliani screams in terror, suddenly...
NEW UPDATE (from Part 8 onwards).
Part 1: ABATE AND THE SHARK
One day the great Abate went fishing in the lake with Barbara Berlusconi in an Audi which he used to drive into the water. A shark approached them, but it wasn't a shark. It was Alexandre Pato, who loves the taste of Barbara's pussy and Ignazio's cazzo. So they had a threesome and Beppe Favalli joined in, but threw his back out. Nesta also hurt his back sucking Favalli's old ball sack. Urgently they all rushed to push Bonera down the stairs, suddenly a bright light appears and Bonera is beamed up, but he hit the ceiling.
Part 2: NOT SO SUPER
The ceiling was reflected by Galliani's shiny, bald head which produced enough light to sign the Aquaman from Liverpool. There was still some light remaining, so he flew off to Spain to bring back King Kaka. Luca wanted to close this stupid thread, but then Luca was banned. Luca came back but nobody cared, as Kaka had returned! Only to get injured again, then replaced by Stephan the Pharoah, whom Zlatan butt-kicked hard. But Stephan turned super saiyan with a flaming red mohawk. But he suddenly knelt and sobbed because he painfully pissed fire, unfortunately in his own pants. He was embarrassed and looked for Cassano to hide behind. Cassano was in the bathroom though, battling his alter ego named Edison Arantes Do Nascimento Pele. Pele's voice terrorized Cassano's mind, so he went really nuts and a squirrel ate him! But then :coffee guy: rushed in and cut the squirrel open with Abate's toe nail.
Part 3: SELF-CRITIQUE
Watching all of this was BiasedMilanFan3 who noticed that "Abate's toe nail" was not five words. Dostoevsky remarked that yet, cleverly, BMF3's observation was. According to Arquitecto, this conversation was as subtle as Ibra's nose. "Thank you, Milan moderator, Dostoevsky", remarked BMF3. The derailing was ended by a mod who happened to have written the book "Demons" and had really itchy balls because of the fact that he was a sex addict and his name was Dosto. Then milanfan7 noted that his name does not mean shit in relation to his itchiness.
Part 4: HUMBLE IGNAZIO RETURNS
In the house next door Dreamer was stoning sinning IrasMaldinista and watching weird Dutch porn. Suddenly his Mom came and and busted his bare ass. And he cried so loud it woke up the sleeping god Ignazio from his beauty sleep, who thus became very hostile and wanted to bitchslap CR9 like the boss he is. But Zeljko Kalac told Abate "you're the best ever" which made Abate all depressed because Abate believes that he cannot come close to the expectations of the Goal-Legacy forum. So Abate tried and tried to reclaim his mighty throne which was now owned by Favalli. But Favalli was no pushover because he had the mystical banana phone of Miami Beach. But it was not Miami, it was actually Cuba. Abate knew the phone's power but he didn't call it because he had bigger plans which was to eat the chocolate Galliani statue, which tasted like Barbara Berlusconi's pussy because it was actually her dildo. Watching these was Leonardo Di Merdio who slowly masturbated to Morrati while in a conga line.
Part 5: THE BLINDNESS
The Madrid One feebly intervened, "Madrid is better than Milan." But The Madrid One is blind. Pusha fell in his trap, but this is a story thread, and what he said still counted. And so the story became ruined by the Madrid One, yet revived by talismanic Iras who was running to catch a certain bald genius named Borja f***ing Great Valero but ruptured his anterior cruciate ligament.
Part 6: INTENSE CREATIVE DIALOGUE
And so the thread was bumped by PinePHresh. BMF3 proudly stated, "I will make my contribution." "Why not make it now?", uzonero replied. BMF3 smugly retorted, "Fine then, here it is." Forza grabbed the trolleys and then nicholasmenger asked "what is this thread for?", to which Forza and dostoevsky responded in turn: "go to the first post", "and then join in the fun." nicholasmenger then proclaimed, "my question was five words"..."sparking an intense creative dialogue" said the Milan moderator, Dostoevsky. After speaking his mind, Dostoevsky went and told Bonera to go f*** himself immediately because he is a shite player who makes Antonini look like Humphrey Bogart at his best.
Part 7: MAGICAL BUSH
However, Roma was watching this and whining about how his stupid and horrible blunder against a team who faced his Daddy, seventy two years ago. But Maury wasn't so sure, thus he went on a drunken rampage across town, destroying Abate's land in which Constant was sleeping with his teddy bear named Mr. Duff Miver and dreaming about when he journeyed in the Magical bush in which he discovered the the talent of El Shaarawy which could not be unleashed unless Constant obtained the hairdresser who was dressed like Traore.
Part 8: MOZZARELLA HOSTAGE CRISIS
On the last day of the summer transfer window we sold Balotelli and SES because our new project is for 35 year old rejects from Lazio. However, Abate had other plans and held Galliani hostage until God came down and said "Yo guys, it's me Abate", because Abate is God. Abate summoned Bonera the great and ordered him to go as far away from Milan as he could possibly go. But Bonera refused and decided to declare war on Abate. Abate took De Sciglio hostage and made him eat mozzarella. De Sciglio suddenly farted near Allegri and made him pass out until Balotelli came along and blessed Milan with fresh air.
Part 9: CASANOVA'S REVENGE
Balo also raped Susan Boyle, but he wishes he didn't because, little did he know, Boyle had a small gun and was Traore in disguise. Traore proceeded to shoot Constant's second wife. Casanova then took revenge, cutting off Traore's non-existent malavakh, from which Barbara's shaved pubic hair grew. Pato couldn't bare the thought of Barbara sharing her pubic hair with Traore under Bonera's experienced guidance, so he ran away to meet up with his old tribal enemies, the Sissokho clan. They came and killed the little bastards.
Part 10: THE PURSUIT OF PUBLIC INDECENCY
There was nothing between them. That kiss given by Tevez to Buffon's wife was never to satisfy because Tevez and Buffon's wife were actually transvestites from another planet. Entirsuks, the planet's inhabitants are regularly watching "Everybody hates Gravid". Gravid was Pato's Grandpa and hadn't screwed his Grandma since Antonini's last goal for Milan. His goal was so out of this world because no one expected him to have the ability to live this long. However, his ability to rampage alongside the little black boy from "Pursuit of Happiness" didn't really help his pursuit of defending in the pursuit of Europa League. Afterwards, Traore found a Sissoko and he could not believe the immense length of his big black cock, which he exposed in his son's kindergarten. Sissoko then got arrested for public indecency. If found guilty, Niang will go and run to Silvio Berlusconi's place to get his daughter's private and sensitive areas.
Part 11: THE GHOST OF TRANSFERS PAST
Adriano Galliani was soundly asleep in his king size bed, when a cold chill wind blew the covers of his bed. He awoke to find a cloaked form before him. Frozen in fear, he could only utter the words " who...are...y-you?", the cloaked form replied, "a forgotten man in Milan's history, I go by many names but I was born Émerson Ferreira da Rosa". At first confused, suddenly clarity came to Adriano Galliani, "Émerson... the puma? What do you want?". Calmly Emerson spoke, "I came to show you the error of your ways, I am the Ghost of transfers past." Emerson slowly extends both his hands towards Adriano Galliani's throat.
PART 12: THE TERROR
Galliani screams in terror, suddenly...
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