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Post by Guest Mon 25 Jul 2011, 00:04

I wish we could sue that Russian thief .... No wonder he looks even unhappier than his last 6 months @ Anfield. I mean look at this !!!

Torres scoring record in Atletico: 91 in 249 = 1 goal in every 2.73 games

Torres Under Rafa: 72 in 116 = 1 goal in every 1.6 games

Torres Under Hodgson: 6 in 26 = 1 goal every 4.33 games

Torres Under Kenny: 3 goals 5 = 1 goal every 1.66 games

Torres Under Carlo: 1 goal in 18 games= 1 goal in every 18 games.

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and all that considering last season was the first season in 4 years that he had absolutely ZERO, ZERO injury problems. Now what does this mean? It mean Hodgson is a moron, and it means Ancelotti couldn't motivate a player who was buzzing 3 days before his transfer request.

Point being...Torres scored 3 goals and has 2 assists in 5 games under Kenny ....runs his socks off, Comolli tells him we are signing Suarez to pair him up with you, he gets so happy and gives Olalla a spanking...and all of a sudden, an oil smuggler comes and taps him up. with 180K ....He is happy here, but the money lures him away ...John Henry sees it as too much money to decline, and forces Torres out. Henry and Abramovic combine to down Torres and make him the bad guy. He goes to Chelsea and the happy Torres of January is GONE !!!!

He goes back to his Hodgson era forum, sulks, gets into rows with his teammates, etc ...


Honestly...he is misunderstood...and only a victim of politics of 2 clubs !! He was going to score at least 10 more goals had he stayed @ LFC and linked up with Suarez !!!! He is unhappy about it..he wants to come back !!

I think Roman should be honest, and terminate his contract and let him come back. His heart is with us and he'll score 40+ goals if he came back..

LET HIM COME ROMAN YOU RUSSIAN THIEF WHO F*KS PROSTITUTES FOR FUN AND WANK TO PORN WHEN BORED !!!!

I hope Roman reads it and does the right thing Smile














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Post by The BoyWonder Mon 25 Jul 2011, 00:08

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Post by Gil Mon 25 Jul 2011, 00:26

Torres was tapped up by Chelsea 50smh
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Post by RedOranje Mon 25 Jul 2011, 03:54

Sepi's drunk again...
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Post by Giuvitojuve Mon 25 Jul 2011, 03:57

Drunk Sepi should be a show on Sky Sports.

Remember when Thimmy would get hammered and post threads in the wrong section?

I remember when he challenged me to a match of Fifa by responding to a thread in the Arsenal section.
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Post by kiranr Mon 25 Jul 2011, 04:00

Drunk Sepi is fun and surprisingly has no typos.
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Post by Giuvitojuve Mon 25 Jul 2011, 04:05

kiranr wrote:Drunk Sepi is fun and surprisingly has no typos.

I rarely typo much when drunk.

I have to be really hammered.

It's because I am so conscious of the fact I am drunk that I am careful not to.
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Post by Swanhends Mon 25 Jul 2011, 04:08

Im quite certain this post is an exact copy of a tear-soaked entry from Sepi's diary dated Jan 2011
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Post by kiranr Mon 25 Jul 2011, 04:13

Giuvitojuve wrote:
kiranr wrote:Drunk Sepi is fun and surprisingly has no typos.

I rarely typo much when drunk.

I have to be really hammered.

It's because I am so conscious of the fact I am drunk that I am careful not to.

Yeah, same here. Infact, i am careful with everything that i do when i am drunk and the world becomes so slow....
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Post by Guest Mon 25 Jul 2011, 04:16

Didn't he send in a transfer request or something? Correct me if I'm wrong, of course.

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Post by BeautifulGame Mon 25 Jul 2011, 04:30

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Post by Giuvitojuve Mon 25 Jul 2011, 04:41

Shall we guess what Sepi has been drinking?
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Post by Guest Mon 25 Jul 2011, 04:46

Giuvitojuve wrote:Shall we guess what Sepi has been drinking?

Jagerbombs ... I am Poor man's Andy Carroll :coffee:

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Post by Giuvitojuve Mon 25 Jul 2011, 04:58

Sepi wrote:
Giuvitojuve wrote:Shall we guess what Sepi has been drinking?

Jagerbombs ... I am Poor man's Andy Carroll :coffee:

Red Bull or something else?
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Post by Guest Mon 25 Jul 2011, 05:09

Giuvitojuve wrote:
Sepi wrote:
Giuvitojuve wrote:Shall we guess what Sepi has been drinking?

Jagerbombs ... I am Poor man's Andy Carroll :coffee:

Red Bull or something else?

Redbull of course. I find drinking without redbull fairly pointless...I've come into this conclusion lately.

btw, I wasn't really drunk...had a shot for Uruguay's triumph...just had watched some Nando clips and were in a mood to take the piss...so came up with what I came up with

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Post by Giuvitojuve Mon 25 Jul 2011, 05:13

Sepi wrote:
Giuvitojuve wrote:
Sepi wrote:
Giuvitojuve wrote:Shall we guess what Sepi has been drinking?

Jagerbombs ... I am Poor man's Andy Carroll :coffee:

Red Bull or something else?

Redbull of course. I find drinking without redbull fairly pointless...I've come into this conclusion lately.

btw, I wasn't really drunk...had a shot for Uruguay's triumph...just had watched some Nando clips and were in a mood to take the piss...so came up with what I came up with

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Ahhh gotcha.

I mean I've had Jaeger bombs with Monster and Rockstar.

It's just meant to be with Redbull though.

Ever try the original reciple for crunk juice? Henny with Redbull? Ehhhhhh.....
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Post by Guest Mon 25 Jul 2011, 05:17

^
Never tried it with Monster or Rockstar mate. actually an interesting advise.

I'm off to Mexico in a week or so..plenty of time and opportunity to experiment, I should make a list :coffee:

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Post by Kick Mon 25 Jul 2011, 05:28

You just wait til we buy a playmaker and he bangs in 20+ for us, gets a Chelsea tatoo and starts saying liverwho?
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Post by Guest Mon 25 Jul 2011, 05:32

I love my new sig :coffee: ...just came up with it !!

think I am just in a happy mood

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Post by Giuvitojuve Mon 25 Jul 2011, 05:43

Sepi wrote:^
Never tried it with Monster or Rockstar mate. actually an interesting advise.

I'm off to Mexico in a week or so..plenty of time and opportunity to experiment, I should make a list :coffee:

Monster one was bad idea.

Rockstar was actually pretty good.

Also, Rum and Redbull. It's a must.

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Post by Art Morte Mon 25 Jul 2011, 07:28

½ coca-cola
½ orange juice
+ some vodka
& ice

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Post by Giuvitojuve Mon 25 Jul 2011, 07:34

Art Morte wrote:½ coca-cola
½ orange juice
+ some vodka
& ice

Thumbs up

Cola and OJ?

I don't know if I'd like that.

I'm a Cognac drinker.

I have 3 unopened Remy's on my desk. True story.
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Post by Raptorgunner Mon 25 Jul 2011, 07:55

Sepi wrote:I wish we could sue that Russian thief .... No wonder he looks even unhappier than his last 6 months @ Anfield. I mean look at this !!!

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and all that considering last season was the first season in 4 years that he had absolutely ZERO, ZERO injury problems. Now what does this mean? It mean Hodgson is a moron, and it means Ancelotti couldn't motivate a player who was buzzing 3 days before his transfer request.

Point being...Torres scored 3 goals and has 2 assists in 5 games under Kenny ....runs his socks off, Comolli tells him we are signing Suarez to pair him up with you, he gets so happy and gives Olalla a spanking...and all of a sudden, an oil smuggler comes and taps him up. with 180K ....He is happy here, but the money lures him away ...John Henry sees it as too much money to decline, and forces Torres out. Henry and Abramovic combine to down Torres and make him the bad guy. He goes to Chelsea and the happy Torres of January is GONE !!!!

He goes back to his Hodgson era forum, sulks, gets into rows with his teammates, etc ...


Honestly...he is misunderstood...and only a victim of politics of 2 clubs !! He was going to score at least 10 more goals had he stayed @ LFC and linked up with Suarez !!!! He is unhappy about it..he wants to come back !!

I think Roman should be honest, and terminate his contract and let him come back. His heart is with us and he'll score 40+ goals if he came back..

LET HIM COME ROMAN YOU RUSSIAN THIEF WHO F*KS PROSTITUTES FOR FUN AND WANK TO PORN WHEN BORED !!!!

I hope Roman reads it and does the right thing Smile
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Post by iNFINITY9910 Mon 25 Jul 2011, 08:45

Pasoter+Torres... well Very Happy Thats your happy Torres back again Smile

anyways, team mates love him.. the fans love him.. he will get back to scoring soon enough and then lets see how Carra stops him Smile
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Post by Red Alert Mon 25 Jul 2011, 08:58

LOL

I too think he was kicked out at the end. Why else would he start crying after coming out of Kenny's office before he went to Chelsea? Who knows. We'll just go with Roman buying him so he could stop scoring against Chelsea. Afro
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