Torres was tapped up by Chelsea

by Guest Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:04 am

I wish we could sue that Russian thief .... No wonder he looks even unhappier than his last 6 months @ Anfield. I mean look at this !!!

Torres scoring record in Atletico: 91 in 249 = 1 goal in every 2.73 games

Torres Under Rafa: 72 in 116 = 1 goal in every 1.6 games

Torres Under Hodgson: 6 in 26 = 1 goal every 4.33 games

Torres Under Kenny: 3 goals 5 = 1 goal every 1.66 games

Torres Under Carlo: 1 goal in 18 games= 1 goal in every 18 games.

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and all that considering last season was the first season in 4 years that he had absolutely ZERO, ZERO injury problems. Now what does this mean? It mean Hodgson is a moron, and it means Ancelotti couldn't motivate a player who was buzzing 3 days before his transfer request.

Point being...Torres scored 3 goals and has 2 assists in 5 games under Kenny ....runs his socks off, Comolli tells him we are signing Suarez to pair him up with you, he gets so happy and gives Olalla a spanking...and all of a sudden, an oil smuggler comes and taps him up. with 180K ....He is happy here, but the money lures him away ...John Henry sees it as too much money to decline, and forces Torres out. Henry and Abramovic combine to down Torres and make him the bad guy. He goes to Chelsea and the happy Torres of January is GONE !!!!

He goes back to his Hodgson era forum, sulks, gets into rows with his teammates, etc ...

Honestly...he is misunderstood...and only a victim of politics of 2 clubs !! He was going to score at least 10 more goals had he stayed @ LFC and linked up with Suarez !!!! He is unhappy about it..he wants to come back !!

I think Roman should be honest, and terminate his contract and let him come back. His heart is with us and he'll score 40+ goals if he came back..

LET HIM COME ROMAN YOU RUSSIAN THIEF WHO F*KS PROSTITUTES FOR FUN AND WANK TO PORN WHEN BORED !!!!

I hope Roman reads it and does the right thing Smile

by The BoyWonder Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:08 am

by Gil Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:26 am

by RedOranje Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:54 pm

Sepi's drunk again...

by Giuvitojuve Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:57 pm

Drunk Sepi should be a show on Sky Sports.

Remember when Thimmy would get hammered and post threads in the wrong section?

I remember when he challenged me to a match of Fifa by responding to a thread in the Arsenal section.

by kiranr Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:00 pm

Drunk Sepi is fun and surprisingly has no typos.

by Giuvitojuve Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:05 pm

kiranr wrote:Drunk Sepi is fun and surprisingly has no typos.

I rarely typo much when drunk.

I have to be really hammered.

It's because I am so conscious of the fact I am drunk that I am careful not to.

by Swanhends Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:08 pm

Im quite certain this post is an exact copy of a tear-soaked entry from Sepi's diary dated Jan 2011

by kiranr Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:13 pm

Giuvitojuve wrote:
kiranr wrote:Drunk Sepi is fun and surprisingly has no typos.

I rarely typo much when drunk.

I have to be really hammered.

It's because I am so conscious of the fact I am drunk that I am careful not to.

Yeah, same here. Infact, i am careful with everything that i do when i am drunk and the world becomes so slow....

by Guest Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:16 pm

Didn't he send in a transfer request or something? Correct me if I'm wrong, of course.

by BeautifulGame Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:30 pm

by Giuvitojuve Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:41 pm

Shall we guess what Sepi has been drinking?

by Guest Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:46 pm

Giuvitojuve wrote:Shall we guess what Sepi has been drinking?

Jagerbombs ... I am Poor man's Andy Carroll :coffee:

by Giuvitojuve Mon Jul 25, 2011 1:58 pm

Sepi wrote:
Giuvitojuve wrote:Shall we guess what Sepi has been drinking?

Jagerbombs ... I am Poor man's Andy Carroll

Red Bull or something else?

by Guest Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:09 pm

Giuvitojuve wrote:
Sepi wrote:
Giuvitojuve wrote:Shall we guess what Sepi has been drinking?

Jagerbombs ... I am Poor man's Andy Carroll

Red Bull or something else?

Redbull of course. I find drinking without redbull fairly pointless...I've come into this conclusion lately.

btw, I wasn't really drunk...had a shot for Uruguay's triumph...just had watched some Nando clips and were in a mood to take the piss...so came up with what I came up with

Torres was tapped up by Chelsea Scarf

by Giuvitojuve Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:13 pm

Sepi wrote:
Giuvitojuve wrote:
Sepi wrote:
Giuvitojuve wrote:Shall we guess what Sepi has been drinking?

Jagerbombs ... I am Poor man's Andy Carroll

Red Bull or something else?

Redbull of course. I find drinking without redbull fairly pointless...I've come into this conclusion lately.

btw, I wasn't really drunk...had a shot for Uruguay's triumph...just had watched some Nando clips and were in a mood to take the piss...so came up with what I came up with

Ahhh gotcha.

I mean I've had Jaeger bombs with Monster and Rockstar.

It's just meant to be with Redbull though.

Ever try the original reciple for crunk juice? Henny with Redbull? Ehhhhhh.....

by Guest Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:17 pm

^
Never tried it with Monster or Rockstar mate. actually an interesting advise.

I'm off to Mexico in a week or so..plenty of time and opportunity to experiment, I should make a list :coffee:

by Kick Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:28 pm

You just wait til we buy a playmaker and he bangs in 20+ for us, gets a Chelsea tatoo and starts saying liverwho?

by Guest Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:32 pm

I love my new sig :coffee:

...just came up with it !!

think I am just in a happy mood

by Giuvitojuve Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:43 pm

Sepi wrote:^
Never tried it with Monster or Rockstar mate. actually an interesting advise.

I'm off to Mexico in a week or so..plenty of time and opportunity to experiment, I should make a list

Monster one was bad idea.

Rockstar was actually pretty good.

Also, Rum and Redbull. It's a must.

by Art Morte Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:28 pm

½ coca-cola
½ orange juice
+ some vodka
& ice

Thumbs up

by Giuvitojuve Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:34 pm

Art Morte wrote:½ coca-cola
½ orange juice
+ some vodka
& ice

Cola and OJ?

I don't know if I'd like that.

I'm a Cognac drinker.

I have 3 unopened Remy's on my desk. True story.

by Raptorgunner Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:55 pm

Sepi wrote:I wish we could sue that Russian thief .... No wonder he looks even unhappier than his last 6 months @ Anfield. I mean look at this !!!

------------------------------------------------------------------
and all that considering last season was the first season in 4 years that he had absolutely ZERO, ZERO injury problems. Now what does this mean? It mean Hodgson is a moron, and it means Ancelotti couldn't motivate a player who was buzzing 3 days before his transfer request.

Point being...Torres scored 3 goals and has 2 assists in 5 games under Kenny ....runs his socks off, Comolli tells him we are signing Suarez to pair him up with you, he gets so happy and gives Olalla a spanking...and all of a sudden, an oil smuggler comes and taps him up. with 180K ....He is happy here, but the money lures him away ...John Henry sees it as too much money to decline, and forces Torres out. Henry and Abramovic combine to down Torres and make him the bad guy. He goes to Chelsea and the happy Torres of January is GONE !!!!

He goes back to his Hodgson era forum, sulks, gets into rows with his teammates, etc ...

Honestly...he is misunderstood...and only a victim of politics of 2 clubs !! He was going to score at least 10 more goals had he stayed @ LFC and linked up with Suarez !!!! He is unhappy about it..he wants to come back !!

I think Roman should be honest, and terminate his contract and let him come back. His heart is with us and he'll score 40+ goals if he came back..

LET HIM COME ROMAN YOU RUSSIAN THIEF WHO F*KS PROSTITUTES FOR FUN AND WANK TO PORN WHEN BORED !!!!

I hope Roman reads it and does the right thing

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by iNFINITY9910 Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:45 pm

Pasoter+Torres... well Very Happy

Thats your happy Torres back again Smile

anyways, team mates love him.. the fans love him.. he will get back to scoring soon enough and then lets see how Carra stops him Smile

by Red Alert Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:58 pm

LOL

I too think he was kicked out at the end. Why else would he start crying after coming out of Kenny's office before he went to Chelsea? Who knows. We'll just go with Roman buying him so he could stop scoring against Chelsea. Afro

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