Premier League 2024/25

On one hand kek so manutd are out of the mud are they? top kek @ the hipster.

On the other hand.... MY 100 QUID DOWN THE TOILET PEP YOU BALD HIPSTER POS      

There goes me splurging on junk food and wine. Fuck.

Matheus Nunes is so ass it's unreal

El Gunner wrote:Matheus Nunes is so ass it's unreal

Didn't the hipster pick him out? I'm sure he has his reasons.
Can't imagine others deciding for guardiola though I admit I'm not too familiar with the hierarchy at mancity.

Man Turok is hilarious idc if his posts sound like 2008 GL keep the comedy up

Arquitecto wrote:Man Turok is hilarious idc if his posts sound like 2008 GL keep the comedy up

Someone has to keep the humor and banter alive. Even if it's at my own or others expense. Surely y'all can handle a few japes here and there?

In another thread Bill mentioned I was a mod but that's incorrect. I'm an admin. Still am actually. I look after some niche communities of various interests. I drop by here every now and then whenever I feel like I got a stick up my ass and need to unwind. Being a serious hardass all the time without an outlet ain't know way to be. And what not better way than to rustle jimmies in sports fans?

But back on topic... I'm grateful jibers is nowhere to be found. Can't imagine losing a bet to him and I ain't starting now. That jabroni's club may be out of the mud for now but it won't long till manutd rejoins mancity in the mudshow. Red or blue? You can paint a donkey in any color but a donkey club is still a club of donkeys in the end.

Ruben amorim, I lost 100 quid or 126 us dollars thanks to you and your tinpot club. I won't forget this. I'll be praying for your downfall now. And for good measure I'll be sure to seek out a witch doctor to curse your club. Obviously the witch doctor is trifling but it's about sending a message. And manutd has history with witch doctors. You will pay for my lost snacks and drinks. Let this forum stand witness!..

...Is what i'd normally say but at the same time ye made a fool out of the hipster so I guess I'll let this slide... For now.

...hope that loser club spurs brings yer sorry rears back down to the mud where you belong, kek!

Amorim. What a man. Won against the corrupt 115 charges cnuts in his first attempt as well as the 2 cnuts in the team who should be nowhere near the squad in the future as well. Sell both. Garnacho should be sold too next season when his stock will be relatively high. Mid league level player at max. Overrated wannabe anime villain lookalike ronaldo fanboi with a main character syndrome who is also apparently leaking team news. Fek him.

farfan wrote:Arsenal are so useless ffs.

Corner ball fc thought they can win every game by melee tactics in the box and shithousing opposition gks. Told you teams will figure them out quite easily and fast. Their open play xg in the last few games has been appalling. Its so easy to play against them now. I mean Lego Pep thought he can simply emulate Pep and has stacked his team with CBs and now they dont even have wide overloads or overlaps anymore. If you double upon Saka they are basically done. Their attacking players simply dont know what to do. Meanwhile their deluded fans are busy making murals of their setpiece coach still thinking Arteta will take them to the promised land lol. Bless them

Glory wrote:Amorim. What a man. Won against the corrupt 115 charges cnuts in his first attempt as well as the 2 cnuts in the team who should be nowhere near the squad in the future as well. Sell both. Garnacho should be sold too next season when his stock will be relatively high. Mid league level player at max. Overrated wannabe anime villain lookalike ronaldo fanboi with a main character syndrome who is also apparently leaking team news. Fek him.

Woah is this true? Source? Surely Amorim needs to make an example out of this clown if true.

Players leaking shit instead of keeping it professional is always disappointing to see.

Turok_TTZ wrote:

Glory wrote:Amorim. What a man. Won against the corrupt 115 charges cnuts in his first attempt as well as the 2 cnuts in the team who should be nowhere near the squad in the future as well. Sell both. Garnacho should be sold too next season when his stock will be relatively high. Mid league level player at max. Overrated wannabe anime villain lookalike ronaldo fanboi with a main character syndrome who is also apparently leaking team news. Fek him.

Woah is this true? Source? Surely Amorim needs to make example out of this clown if true.

Players leaking shit instead of keeping it professional is always disappointing to see.

Yea not been confirmed or anything. But lot of talk everywhere it is the reason he was omitted. Saturday the team news did leak and it was spot on from the starting 11 of yesterday.

Glory wrote:

Turok_TTZ wrote:

Glory wrote:Amorim. What a man. Won against the corrupt 115 charges cnuts in his first attempt as well as the 2 cnuts in the team who should be nowhere near the squad in the future as well. Sell both. Garnacho should be sold too next season when his stock will be relatively high. Mid league level player at max. Overrated wannabe anime villain lookalike ronaldo fanboi with a main character syndrome who is also apparently leaking team news. Fek him.

Woah is this true? Source? Surely Amorim needs to make example out of this clown if true.

Players leaking shit instead of keeping it professional is always disappointing to see.

Yea not been confirmed or anything. But lot of talk everywhere it is the reason he was omitted. Saturday the team news did leak and it was spot on from the starting 11 of yesterday.

I was wondering what Amorim was on about in the post match comments now this adds the missing context.

Not even my team but that's rat behavior man. My condolences. Hope Amorim makes the bozo train with the reserves.

I don't doubt it. I knew some of the manutd players were less than professional but wasn't immediately sure who but now I can easily see it being the case.

Yea. As far as Garnacho there were signs. He was aways liking social media posts etc that used to criticize ten hag or his teammates when team didnt do well and his brother is also putting out random stuff taking jibes at the manager. His form on the pitch has been atrocious for a while now and he frankly has no place in Amorim's system. The self absorbed brat might have thought he could pull strings and sabotage from inside just like how his senior Marcus' been doing for so many years now sacking 5 managers in the process.

In the latter's case, well nothing's more to be said really. He is done at the club. Acts like the world owes him a favor and the whole club and the fans owe him a favor turning up half assed in every game still getting paid 350k a week. Cut the losses and sell asap. Atleast in Garnacho's case, its still salvageable, him being 20 and all.

El Gunner wrote:Matheus Nunes is so ass it's unreal

He has been ass in a few games, but in this game, he was playing as a left back He was voted Man City's best player of october or november, actually.

He's had some top class performances this season, when the rest of the team have looked like they're running on fumes from kick off. Gotta give credit where it's due. In KDBs absence, no one else looked likely to create anything in the final third.

Glory wrote:Amorim. What a man. Won against the corrupt 115 charges cnuts in his first attempt as well as the 2 cnuts in the team who should be nowhere near the squad in the future as well. Sell both. Garnacho should be sold too next season when his stock will be relatively high. Mid league level player at max. Overrated wannabe anime villain lookalike ronaldo fanboi with a main character syndrome who is also apparently leaking team news. Fek him.

Meh, Ten Hog won the cup final against Man City

Myesyats wrote:

Glory wrote:Amorim. What a man. Won against the corrupt 115 charges cnuts in his first attempt as well as the 2 cnuts in the team who should be nowhere near the squad in the future as well. Sell both. Garnacho should be sold too next season when his stock will be relatively high. Mid league level player at max. Overrated wannabe anime villain lookalike ronaldo fanboi with a main character syndrome who is also apparently leaking team news. Fek him.

Meh, Ten Hog won the cup final against Man City

Oi what's all this then? Don't tell me you actually liked ten hag?

I'm just saying they won against the worst Man City in a decade and ten hag also did well in some games vs Citeh

Myesyats wrote:I'm just saying they won against the worst Man City in a decade and ten hag also did well in some games vs Citeh

I dunno man my impression of this post is that there is salt. Not a lot but enough for me to notice.
The hipster is down on his luck and Amorim got a lucky break. One shouldn't be salty about peeps who are downtrodden.

Thimmy wrote:

El Gunner wrote:Matheus Nunes is so ass it's unreal

He has been ass in a few games, but in this game, he was playing as a left back He was voted Man City's best player of october or november, actually.

He's had some top class performances this season, when the rest of the team have looked like they're running on fumes from kick off. Gotta give credit where it's due. In KDBs absence, no one else looked likely to create anything in the final third.

if he has been their player of the month, then that really says more about the whole state Man City are currently in... because everytime i watch this guy, he is fundamentally ass... cannot see what he actually adds to the team

Myesyats wrote:

Glory wrote:Amorim. What a man. Won against the corrupt 115 charges cnuts in his first attempt as well as the 2 cnuts in the team who should be nowhere near the squad in the future as well. Sell both. Garnacho should be sold too next season when his stock will be relatively high. Mid league level player at max. Overrated wannabe anime villain lookalike ronaldo fanboi with a main character syndrome who is also apparently leaking team news. Fek him.

Meh, Ten Hog won the cup final against Man City

ten hag also lost every single game away from home against the traditional top 6 sides (which Amorim managed to rectify just in his 2nd attempt whatever be the circumstance), recorded repeated thrashings against our rivals and came across as a clueless moron tactically in his 2.5 years in charge. No amount of fluke cup wins can mask that. Also for the 1st time in a long time, our players go into a game against big side and dont appear shitting their pants for majority of the game. That in itself is a huge change. Dont care about the results and where we finish this season. I am once again starting to low key enjoy my team play as opposed to the torture of the past.

El Gunner wrote:

Thimmy wrote:

El Gunner wrote:Matheus Nunes is so ass it's unreal

He has been ass in a few games, but in this game, he was playing as a left back He was voted Man City's best player of october or november, actually.

He's had some top class performances this season, when the rest of the team have looked like they're running on fumes from kick off. Gotta give credit where it's due. In KDBs absence, no one else looked likely to create anything in the final third.

if he has been their player of the month, then that really says more about the whole state Man City are currently in... because everytime i watch this guy, he is fundamentally ass... cannot see what he actually adds to the team

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of what I've seen from him in general, but like you say - during this period where most of the team have been sub-par and seemingly content with just recycling possession, he's occasionally been a standout performer. He's also been their only player who's provided any sort of creativity in KDB's absence.

Your average Don.key league fan

Ngl gave me a chuckle.

Enzo maresca is only known for FIFA 07. Not because he was good or anything but somehow he made the cut of players who actually get their names pronounced by the commentators whenever said player receives the ball in the game. A trifling bozo in Sevilla. Equally trifling in Chelsea.

Edit: didn't know momani was a mark.

Just read Everton is bought by US firm as well, making it the 10th EPL team to be so... this basically reflects England getting poorer n US still rich enough to go around buying stuff? Is that it or there more to it than that?

England is in decline and has been for a while. Of course USA BTFO out of such a country so naturally given its business based culture it will take over the PL in terms of teams.

BarcaLearning wrote:Just read Everton is bought by US firm as well, making it the 10th EPL team to be so... this basically reflects England getting poorer n US still rich enough to go around buying stuff? Is that it or there more to it than that?

the US is growing rapidly while Europe has been in standstill for the past 20 years

I don’t think the EU will last much longer as it is

Garnacho is terrible. Kid believes his own hype

Diallo though ain't too bad

Game of terrible keepers

Can't believe this is a Pep team. No one seems able to string more than 2 passes together.