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Post by Hapless_Hans on Thu Dec 19, 2019 8:21 am

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Post by urbaNRoots on Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:36 pm

Nothing happens for 40 minutes, but suddenly you hear Volksmusik. Down the field races a Weißwurst shaped bus towards your goal, controlled by a man in a Shrek costume, and before you can even grasp the absurdity of it all you wear Lederhosen, someone nailed a cross to your goal post and the score is 3-1.
You break down crying. Not because this is the third time this happens. But because you know it will happen again next time and there is nothing you can do about it. You look to the sky and its white and blue as if it was mocking your existence. In the distance you can hear Stern des Südens mixed with the Paulaner jingle.
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Post by Hapless_Hans on Thu Dec 19, 2019 9:38 pm

@urbaNRoots wrote:Nothing happens for 40 minutes, but suddenly you hear Volksmusik. Down the field races a Weißwurst shaped bus towards your goal, controlled by a man in a Shrek costume, and before you can even grasp the absurdity of it all you wear Lederhosen, someone nailed a cross to your goal post and the score is 3-1.
You break down crying. Not because this is the third time this happens. But because you know it will happen again next time and there is nothing you can do about it. You look to the sky and its white and blue as if it was mocking your existence. In the distance you can hear Stern des Südens mixed with the Paulaner jingle.
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Post by elfmeter on Sat Dec 21, 2019 12:39 pm

and the under achiever award for the Hinrunde 2019/20 goes to.... BVB.

|In a year where it seems bayern will NOT actually win the title, Dortmund seems to blow easy wins almost every second week. I expect Favre to get fired/quit during the break, he kinda does a Mourinho (at least based upon wht I read on kicker) saying things like the players are shooting instead of passing, passing instead of shooting, they look tired, not listening etc.


but,but,maybe, things will change in the break an they turn things around in the new year, it is possible, they actually have the players to odo it in my opinion.

Cant believe I am now supporting a team that is owned by a company that produces a fizzy, urine like, vodka mixer drink substance.
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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sat Dec 21, 2019 9:45 pm

@elfmeter wrote:and the under achiever award for the Hinrunde 2019/20 goes to.... BVB.

|In a year where it seems bayern will NOT actually win the title, Dortmund seems to blow easy wins almost every second week. I expect Favre to get fired/quit during the break, he kinda does a Mourinho (at least based upon wht I read on kicker) saying things like the players are shooting instead of passing, passing instead of shooting, they look tired, not listening etc.


but,but,maybe, things will change in the break an they turn things around in the new year, it is possible, they actually have the players to odo it in my opinion.

Cant believe I am now supporting a team that is owned by a company that produces a fizzy, urine like, vodka mixer drink substance.


BVB are a joke. And I'm not going to blame Favre, I'm blaming Zorc and the much-lauded board who behave like they do everything right.
This is a team that simply does not have a striker.

(Paco is injured, as he is, and we know he's best as supersub anyway).

Yesterday, they played with Götze, Hazard, Sancho upfront, later Bruun Larsen, and they spent literally minutes in the Hoffenheim box, in dangerous positions making short passes to one another. They don't have a striker. A supposed top team playing without any striker.

All in all, it was a joke of a game, 90 minutes of poor headless chicken football, poor quality, boring to watch too over vast stretches of he game.

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:36 am

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we have 11 senior outfield players fit, so the bench is Boateng and bunch of kids from the 2nd team

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:20 am

aaaand Martinez is injured now so Boateng comes one

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sun Dec 22, 2019 3:18 am

ZIRKZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:50 am

1. FC Nürnberg: Dornebusch - Heise, Sörensen, Magrreiter, Nürnberger - Jäger, Behrens, Kerk, Dovedan - Frey, Lohkemper

FC Bayern München: Neuer - Pavard, Boateng, Alaba, Davies - Kimmich - Tolisso, Goretzka, Müller, Coutinho - Perisic

livestream
https://www.magentasport.de/event/1-fc-nuernberg-fc-bayern-muenchen/523897

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sun Jan 19, 2020 2:54 am

Haaland scores 2 minutes after being subbed on for his debut

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sun Jan 19, 2020 2:58 am

Sancho makes it 3-3
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Post by Thimmy on Sun Jan 19, 2020 3:02 am

Haaland Proud Two goals in 14 minutes ffs

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sun Jan 19, 2020 3:05 am

.... aaaand Haaland scores again for the 3-4 lmao

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Post by Myesyats on Sun Jan 19, 2020 3:38 am

I wonder who has better goal per game ratio, him or Mbappe?
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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sun Jan 19, 2020 3:39 am

definitively Haaland

but the sample size and quality is not really comparable at this point

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sun Jan 19, 2020 3:45 am

actually, over their first team career, pretty similar

something like 0.63 gpg Mbappe, 0.64 gpg Haaland

haaland has 31 goals in 23 games this season tho

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Post by elfmeter on Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:02 am

Was ready to write off BVB ( and Werder) after the first half, but this giant man-child is maybe what they need to kick start the half season. On the other hand, I think it is time to drop Reus. At one time, like when Germany was winning world cups, I thought he was the best player in Germany, this season he has looked like a 2nd div player.
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Post by elfmeter on Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:29 am

As a life long Red Bull Leipzig fan it is nice to see us winning the games like this one against our Eastern cousins. yeah, I fondly remember driving my Trebi through the streets of Markranstädt to go swimming in Kulkwitzer See, seems like it was just yesterday. Go vodka mixer drink team!!!
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Post by Hapless_Hans on Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:31 am

Laughing

as payback, I will go and watch Hertha get smashed by us, tomorrow at the Olympiastadion.

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Post by elfmeter on Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:52 am

Ah, dont underestimate Klinsmann's Revenge.
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Post by Robespierre on Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:55 am

Congratualtions in advance to Bayern Munchen for this amazing CF. He' ll succeed in place of Lewandoski.
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Post by halamadrid2 on Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:27 am

Laughing

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Post by iftikhar on Sun Jan 19, 2020 6:44 pm

@Robespierre wrote:Congratualtions in advance to Bayern Munchen for this amazing CF. He' ll succeed in place of Lewandoski.
and for FREE as well Smile
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Post by elfmeter on Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:23 am

Not quite Klinsmanns revenge, but Hertha doing ok with the score 0-0 at the half. Quite sure I saw Hans among the Hertha fans waving his Canadian flag. Bayern more or less controlling the play, but no real goal chances.
Wasn't Coutinho the best player in the WWEpl a few years ago? The guy cant even take a corner kick or pick a corner when shooting.
I would like to see Hertha bring on Preetz and Klinsmann some time in the 2nd half.
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Post by Robespierre on Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:44 am

Haaland who

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Tue Jan 21, 2020 12:54 am

Honestly nothing I saw would warrant a 10.0 rating lmao. Perisic was good that's it.
Coutinho was actually pretty shocking to see the extent of his bad passing live

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