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Post by Hapless_Hans on Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:28 pm

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"14 year old" Cameroonian-German striker kid playing for Dortmund's youth.

46 goals in 26 games in the U17-Bundesliga this season rofl rofl

Last season 40 goals in 28 games, already in U17-Buli as a 12-13 year old Laughing

Kid is shooting everything to bits and pieces

definitively one to watch

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only thing that can go wrong here, is of course that when he starts to play Bundesliga in a couple of years, he will already be past his prime and nearing his mid-30s

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Post by Kaladin on Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:35 pm

1. Its not a watch if no one is watching him
2. He's in U17 Bundesliga, AKA Unique's kids would boss that league.
3. He's of African descent which probably means he's 28
4. You have no eye for talent
5. He won't be relevant with that name, off to Dorset Doves for you

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:52 pm

@Kaladin wrote:1. Its not a watch if no one is watching him

Nike already gave him a million-€ sponsoring deal so I guess they assume someone is watching

@Kaladin wrote:2. He's in U17 Bundesliga, AKA Unique's kids would boss that league.
3. He's of African descent which probably means he's 28

Fair points
@Kaladin wrote:4. You have no eye for talent

My eye for talent has nothing to do with it lol. I have never seen him, just reporting to you his numbers and making a thread because there WILL be the need for a thread for him

@Kaladin wrote:5. He won't be relevant with that name, off to Dorset Doves for you

A guy with the name Romelu Lukaku will be shooting your bitter city rivals to the scudetto next season so I guess the joke's on you

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Post by Kaladin on Tue Jun 04, 2019 11:05 pm

@Hapless_Hans wrote:
@Kaladin wrote:1. Its not a watch if no one is watching him

Nike already gave him a million-€ sponsoring deal so I guess they assume someone is watching


The same deal they gave Hachim Mastour.



@Hapless_Hans wrote:
@Kaladin wrote:4. You have no eye for talent

My eye for talent has nothing to do with it lol. I have never seen him, just reporting to you his numbers and making a thread because there WILL be the need for a thread for him

You are responsibile for your hypee in GL, this is why to this day people grill Nick on Siqueira or Milantildeath on Saponara. You will be held accountable for your talents hype.


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@Kaladin wrote:5. He won't be relevant with that name, off to Dorset Doves for you

A guy with the name Romelu Lukaku will be shooting your bitter city rivals to the scudetto next season so I guess the joke's on you

Romelo Lukaku is a helluva a lot better than Youssoufa Moukoko, he sounds like a debuff in a JRPG.

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Post by urbaNRoots on Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:41 am

Scored 6 goals in his U19 debut, and three games later another hattrick.

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Post by Doc on Thu Aug 29, 2019 12:39 pm

@Kaladin wrote:Romelo Lukaku is a helluva a lot better than Youssoufa Moukoko, he sounds like a debuff in a JRPG.

Tears in my eye with this. Also, fairly certain that actually was a name of a move in one of the Tales games

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Post by Hapless_Hans on Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:26 pm

Quick update.

Moukoko, who's meanwhile turned 15 last November, is playing for the Dortmund U19 this season.
His record so far, 15 games, 24 goals.

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Post by Firenze on Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:48 pm

ffs

Haaland - Moukoko :bow:
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Post by Hapless_Hans on Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:39 pm

Haaland will be sold right by the time Moukoko turns 18 so it's rather

Haaland -> Moukoko

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Post by S on Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:41 pm

@Hapless_Hans wrote:Quick update.

Moukoko, who's meanwhile turned 15 last November, is playing for the Dortmund U19 this season.
His record so far, 15 games, 24 goals.


Thoughts @Kaladin ?
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Post by Hapless_Hans on Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:37 pm

The German Football League has changed the minimum age for players to represent their clubs in the Bundesliga, a decision that will allow Borussia Dortmund’s Youssoufa Moukoko to make his league debut in November.

The 15-year-old has scored an astonishing 34 goals in 20 games for Dortmund’s under-19 side this season, providing nine assists. Under previous rules Moukoko would not have been able to play in the Bundesliga until August 2021. The new rules states that any player can feature as soon as they have turned 16.

“We are very pleased with this decision,” the Dortmund academy director, Lars Ricken, told Kicker. “This could help the clubs but also the young players in their development. A majority of the clubs want to be able to give outstanding talents, on very rare occasions, the chance to take the next step in their development.”

The rule change will be implemented for the 2020-21 season, with Moukoko celebrating his 16th birthday on 20 November. He scored 50 league goals for the under-17s in 2018-19 – a new German record – and his 34 goals for the under-19s this season is also an all-time high. He reached that mark with six games of the season to go.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/apr/02/borussia-dortmund-allowed-to-play-wonderkid-moukoko-from-november

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