Who's the fakest footballer? Cronaldo, Suarez or Iniesta?

- Suarez, not the real one who played in 60's, but the fake one who can't do feck all even rested if he isn't created everything on platter?
- Cronaldo, not the real one who played in 00's, but the fake one who with his tap-ins and normal finishes steals all the glory from his teams build up and defensive play? Mario Gomez never got his due to poaching, but somehow Cronaldo has given 2 Ballon d'ors for it.
- Iniesta, not the real one, wait there's no real Iniesta. 1+3 this season, 1+5 last season for playing behind MSN, and somehow he's in contention of being a world class player?

Obvious troll thread is obvious. Locked.