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Post by Hapless_Hans Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:37 pm



Let's come together to express our gratitide, love and affection for the life savers of the PL.
Like doctors, nurses, firemen and the bar and coat-check personnel of night clubs, they sacrifice their holidays to provide us the chance to be leisurely entertained in between the years and on New Years day.

Now the Bundesliga is not completely useless, since Bayer does not only never win anything but manufacture fantastic anti hagover cure
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Yet nothing soothes the spirits that are still a bit wobbly like lying on the couch watching hoofballs drifting in the wind.
Thanks you premier League.
I love you

Heart  Heart  Heart
because


Join in, and post your poems and dedications to the Barclays Premier League below.
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Post by futbol Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:42 pm

I agree.

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Post by Art Morte Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:58 pm

I'll write a poem to the Prem later.
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Post by Art Morte Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:58 pm

ps. I'll vote this for Thread of the Year in this year's awards.
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Post by McAgger Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:01 pm

Playing 16 games in 7 days during the the holidays because we can Proud PL :bow: Molenation
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Post by BusterLfc Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:40 pm

Proud
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Post by Hapless_Hans Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:50 pm

ARt :wub: a poem would be divine

I 'll go first to give encouragement.


Forever bubbles blown.
The Fat man plays piano, this season
they won't burst,
Play it again Fatso,
until they reach the sky.

The crouching robot giant rises
through hard work to the stars.
Rule Britannia, from box to box,  
A horseface for the empire where
the ball never sets.

Each cold and rainy night the fire stoked,
a new day broke, it's burning bright.
Each one of them with their cross to clear,
stepping out the tunnel,
marching in mud,
the devils and saints,
with nothing but fear to fear.
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First but not least, prime beef and banter supremo,
done Dealio, Premier lantern shine the light.
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Post by Art Morte Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:12 pm

lmao Hans, you just put the bar way too high!
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Post by futbol Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:42 pm

I'm not a lyrical genius like Hans but I too have to appreciate this thread with an Ode To The Mule League.

New year, new luck, it's two thousand fifteen!
Arsenal unfazed in their losing routine.
RG swears and despairs but there is no need to:
"Bruh, don't you see? - Pool and Yanited: they're also dog poo."

City vs. Sunderland, that much is clear,
no Lampard, no party - no matter the year.
Newcastle against Burnely at home, 2 points dropped and no control.
"Best performance of all time", screams one overexcited Mole.

Tottenham vs. Chelsea, WTF am I watching?
Looks like Mourinho forgot to put on his cock ring.
Doesn't matter though because Hazard will score a 2nd half hattrick,
lol, just kidding, maybe he'll win a corner kick.

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Post by Hapless_Hans Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:27 pm

Fußball :bow: :bow:

Premier League :bow: :bow:

Tottenham :bow: :bow:

Pochet...something :bow:

What a game to end this day. What a attacking display by Tottenham. What a performance.

PL Molenation
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Post by RED Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:33 pm

PL= Box Office entertainment.

The defending is awful, but that just amps up the thrills. Molenation
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Post by Casciavit Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:54 pm

Fußball wrote:I'm not a lyrical genius like Hans but I too have to appreciate this thread with an Ode To The Mule League.

New year, new luck, it's two thousand fifteen!
Arsenal unfazed in their losing routine.
RG swears and despairs but there is no need to:
"Bruh, don't you see? - Pool and Yanited: they're also dog poo."

City vs. Sunderland, that much is clear,
no Lampard, no party - no matter the year.
Newcastle against Burnely at home, 2 points dropped and no control.
"Best performance of all time", screams one overexcited Mole.


Tottenham vs. Chelsea, WTF am I watching?
Looks like Mourinho forgot to put on his cock ring.
Doesn't matter though because Hazard will score a 2nd half hattrick,
lol, just kidding, maybe he'll win a corner kick.


lool, so true Proud
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Post by Hapless_Hans Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:14 pm




I strongly feel like this is the time to rekindle our flame of love and affection towards our dear Barklay's Premium League.

Amidst all the abuse, name-calling and Schadenfreude pouring out of jealous haters right now, just because of 2 unlucky CL defeats tonight, let's stop and listen deep into our hearts.

We love the Premier League.  Heart

Don't let your head sink PL.
Don't let some bad news get you down.
We want to reach out to you.
Don't you worry your pretty little head.
We want to hold your hand.

Don't be afraid of the future.
Don't fear to be snubbed by top players.
Never forget, once you wave around with those TV money bills, they'll all come crawling Proud



Once again, feel encouraged and free to add your poems and expressions of affections to the EPL below.
No negativity allowed.
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Post by futbol Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:16 pm

futbol wrote:I'm not a lyrical genius like Hans but I too have to appreciate this thread with an Ode To The Mule League.

New year, new luck, it's two thousand fifteen!
Arsenal unfazed in their losing routine.
RG swears and despairs but there is no need to:
"Bruh, don't you see? - Pool and Yanited: they're also dog poo."

City vs. Sunderland, that much is clear,
no Lampard, no party - no matter the year.
Newcastle against Burnely at home, 2 points dropped and no control.
"Best performance of all time", screams one overexcited Mole.

Tottenham vs. Chelsea, WTF am I watching?
Looks like Mourinho forgot to put on his cock ring.
Doesn't matter though because Hazard will score a 2nd half hattrick,
lol, just kidding, maybe he'll win a corner kick.


lmaooooooooooooooooooooo ffs When did I write this? Must have been wasted beyond belief.

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Post by Hapless_Hans Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:17 pm

Take a look at my opening post and date and time Laughing

Enhanced state of mind Laughing
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Post by Hapless_Hans Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:36 pm

No man is an island, entire of itself.
England is an island though there's water right and left.

Every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main.
The PL though is big enough to live off its own fame.

If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less,
If the 4th spot's stripped away it really is UEFA's loss.

Who cares for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for whoever.
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Post by futbol Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:39 pm

Beautiful. Proud

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Post by Lucifer Tue Sep 15, 2015 11:15 pm

Hapless_Hans wrote:No man is an island, entire of itself.
England is an island though there's water right and left.

Every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main.
The PL though is big enough to live off its own fame.

If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less,
If the 4th spot's stripped away it really is UEFA's loss.

Who cares for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for whoever.
:bow:

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Post by M99 Tue Sep 15, 2015 11:23 pm

Mole you gonna let these slide?
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Post by Hapless_Hans Sat Dec 26, 2015 7:54 pm

Eating, Eating, eating. Talk to relatives. More eating. Visit more relatives. More eating. Go out and get drunk with people you used to know. Deal with nieces and nephews hungover, along with some more eating.
At the brink of exhaustion, a lifeline is thrown.
Boxing day football.

I Heart you Premier League
I know it's late, but I can't wait anymore.
I know that it's wrong, but I need to meet you.
I will steal away.

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Post by Robespierre Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:24 pm

The only European league to be still a fought league :bow:
While you know who wins in the rest because there is a team definitely better than the rest or anyway you look match totally unbalanced.
Here even Leicester at top :bow:
God bless the Premier League.
The last bastion into this football drift.
This sport is becoming extremely boring .
It's dead.
I'm  going  to like the idea of an European Superleague
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sun Jan 31, 2016 12:36 pm

Casciavit wrote:
Fußball wrote:I'm not a lyrical genius like Hans but I too have to appreciate this thread with an Ode To The Mule League.

New year, new luck, it's two thousand fifteen!
Arsenal unfazed in their losing routine.
RG swears and despairs but there is no need to:
"Bruh, don't you see? - Pool and Yanited: they're also dog poo."

City vs. Sunderland, that much is clear,
no Lampard, no party - no matter the year.
Newcastle against Burnely at home, 2 points dropped and no control.
"Best performance of all time", screams one overexcited Mole.


Tottenham vs. Chelsea, WTF am I watching?
Looks like Mourinho forgot to put on his cock ring.
Doesn't matter though because Hazard will score a 2nd half hattrick,
lol, just kidding, maybe he'll win a corner kick.


lool, so true Proud


Lmao Laughing
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Post by Hapless_Hans Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:31 pm



Heart Heart Heart


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Post by RealGunner Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:32 pm

Best league in the world
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Post by Sri Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:33 pm

lol cool bump here

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