Klopp sack watch - Liverpool Edition

Losing to 10 men Augsburg at home.

DAT heavy metal football DOE. Serves him right tbh.

Fußball wrote:Losing to 10 men Augsburg at home.

Augsburg are really, really strong and Dortmund's players are completely mentally ravaged.

Dortmund was going to "turn this around" in october. They have been even worse in the last 4 months and don't even have the transfer window to fix this.

RDM is going to put an end to Dortmund's stay in the Bundesliga in the next Revierderby.

The only thing RDM will be putting an end to is the possibility of Schalke ever being the "Meister der Herzen" again, as he's boring everyone to the brink of disgust.

Surely they knew that would happen before they signed him, though?

Calma. RDM had the same situation 3 years ago at Chelsea when he took a team in the middle of the season with a manager that lost the locker room and with a bad defending phase, so the first months he just played less attractive football to fix the defense and getting results and getting players's self esteem back. Then, after we got our shit together, we went on to win the CL and FA Cup playing beautiful football.

reported.

reported just in case Hans' report file got lost while reporting

Well, this is getting interesting

Freiburg v Dortmund is going to be huge in the weekend, lol.

Katy Perry wrote:Calma. RDM had the same situation 3 years ago at Chelsea when he took a team in the middle of the season with a manager that lost the locker room and with a bad defending phase, so the first months he just played less attractive football to fix the defense and getting results and getting players's self esteem back. Then, after we got our shit together, we went on to win the CL and FA Cup playing beautiful football.

Agreed

Still have to report you though, after all I don't make the rules I just enforce them

By now I'm convinced Klopp sold his soul to the devil 5 years ago and then tried to back out of the deal in summer.

Hapless_Hans wrote:By now I'm convinced Klopp sold his soul to the devil 5 years ago and then tried to back out of the deal in summer.

Replace "soul" with Lewandowski, "devil" with Bayern and "5 years ago" with "6 months ago" and we're closer to the truth.

Sure. Because if a top 2 team sells Lewandowski while buying Immobile and Ramos and having back Gündogan and Kagawa, they go from 2nd place to 18th.
A deal with the devil gone wrong to me seems a more natural explanation

Reported.

apart from that, they didn't sell Lewa

Losing Lewa is one of the key reason they are in this situation.

Their attack is shit right now, the most relevant thing Ciro has done in his spell in Dortmund has been teaching Grosskreutz a dirty word in neapolitan dialect

Spoiler:

, Mkhi has been a flop, Aubameyang is no better than 37 years old Dedè. The only good forward they have is Reus.

You're only calling him good because you think Chelsea will get him in the summer. Watch him go to Real Madrid and then you'll be all 'Cuadrado is better than Reus'.

Chelsea won't get Reus. We have Cuadrado who is not better but we won't have room for him.

Our 5th choice AM will hopefully come from within this summer (Thorgan Hazard )

I want us to get Hummels and Gundogan, now

pls Hummels is ours

and Reus too likely if Madrid piss off

Reus will definitely join us

Next seasons XI


Carlo's revolutionary football. Inventing an upside down 442

meh.. we play that already

We played it against missing-14-players-Bolton last night when they went down to 10 men

Now 8 points away from the top 4 and in quite a rich vein of form

If they bring that form to the UCL... Poor Juve... Finishing is still pretty atrocioous though, by anyone bar Reus.

Yeah. BVB had 30 shots on goal and only scored 3. They really need to get their target water ^^