Moyeschester United vs. Liverpool FC

Finally, the time has arrived.
We've all been there when we are exchanging some love to some extent to a beautiful lady....and while it's nice and cute, and she teases you, you want sometime to say "Alright, Let's get down to the real business now". To make you understand this, think of any of these girls below:












You are Liverpool FC. Your aim to lay with any of these girls. You are making superb progress. You are playing your game perfectly, she is playing with her hair, casually touches you...flirts and in one instant you realized you've kissed her (top 4). Now you want to aim bigger. She is THERE for the taking, and god she's gorgeous. You want to take her home. You know she is open to the idea....but there is always that one c*ckblock. Be it her fat friends or if she's there with her best gay friend and they want to in their mind "protect" her. **read as they are jealous she's landed a boss guy like you and they've failed to do so" . This is where we are.

We've almost secured top 4, we've kissed the moro. Now this game is a big step to prove our big aim is no joke. On our way (the cockblock) stands Manchester United and David Moyes. Now, think of any of these 5 guys as potential cockblocks you need to beat, to secure the girl for some sexy time.











COME ON !!! If we let these guys ruin our night, then we must have done something seriously wrong. In fact, if we let these guys ruin it, we deserve f*ck all anyways. It must have been something bad we said that ruined the chance, and not these guys who ruined it. It means, we missed the chance due to our own sloppiness, as opposed to how stud these groups are. But yea, So let's take care of it. Do you trust these good looking gentlemen to get the better of those c*ckblocks posted above ?












Yes man. Let's have these. Let's show we can land those beauties posted in the very beginning. Let's do it man. Tonight is the night. TONIGHT IS OUR NIGHT. Tonight, we're getting lucky (sing and repeat)

Sep you beauty

Creative Genius    

btw my love for Netherlands just quadrupled!!   

      


     

Our boys have to win this game just to ensure Sepi continues his big game thread's.

Well it's not 12th man Howard Webb

Checked Clattenburg's record for us

12 games, 6 wins, 5 draws, 1 loss. 3 penalties given.



Natalie my love

dat thread v2
lol

Greatest game thread ever. Hands down.

I'd like to see Portugal vs Russia.

(With Sweden playing the winner. )

                       

Sep's form with these match threads has been through the roof this season

A curious fact is that this will be United's first home game in five weeks. Hopefully they've forgotten what home advantage means - although that seemed to happen in August already.


Will be interesting to see our XI. Sterling was dropped in the Soton game and although he was brought on from the bench, I don't know if the decision not to start him was a good one, probably not, and he should defo start against United.

That would mean Allen or Coutinho on the bench. I'd be fine with either option, Coutinho hasn't been in shining form lately.

And will Sakho start

I dont think Sakho will start, he had already suffered a little cramp during the U21 game

Also, I do not mind benching Coutinho or Allen, as long as it goes along the tactics. Coutinho is due a good performance from a long time, imo. So may be he will give this in this game and generally this season he seems to be a big game player. So I wont mind if he starts.

I dont know how everyone is feeling that we will smash them, I am damn damn nervous about whether we will be actually getting three points. Just happy that we have a good record under this referee, otherwise one tackle, one red card, one penalty...we are damned   

That dutch girl (the 5th picture)!!!!!!!! Makes me go like. . . .

                

Everytime i open this thread!!!

I don't know that we will smash the Mancs, but I feel like to send a message to the rest of the league and put a stamp on our title challenge we need to go in there and chase them off the pitch.

In order to do that I'm thinking Liverpool needs to win by 3 goals or more...WE CAN DO IT!! YNWA

I'm missing parts of the Polish, Portuguese and Dutch one :-(

Refresh ify it didnt work for me eother in the first try.

Best chance to do a double over them, This IS our toughest away game in the title winning march , West Ham is the only "tough" game left after this.

This thread is gonna be a beautiful read when we beat your lot on Sunday.

MUFC. <3

RED wrote:This thread is gonna be a beautiful read when we beat your lot on Sunday.

MUFC. <3

The table will also look equally beautiful.   

Damn it Sepi!!!! Again i come in this thread i see the dutch girl and i forget the topic of the post!! DARN YOU MAN!!!!!!   

El Cujo wrote:In order to do that I'm thinking Liverpool needs to win by 3 goals or more...

Don't get too comfortable. It might turn around and bite you in the ass.

We shouldn't be too relaxed for this and especially not consider this match as 'already won'.

Our away fixtures after this:

Cardiff
West Ham
Norwich
Crystal Palace

Will be a big win if we win this, Chance to go clear of Spurs and maybe go 3 (4 with GD) of Arsenal.

we already thinking ahead when we are not even on the pitch of training ground
calma boys, I am still expecting a very difficult game

4th is in the bag. I don't even know why Spurs are still being considered here. Hope they batter Arsenal this weekend. Next step is to get away from Arsenal.

Howard Webb isn't the referee, RED.

Loving how "United will step up so they'll win" everyones talking about.

What are we going to do? Have coffee on the sidelines while we watch United dominate the game by floating crosses into the area to a striker that likes the ball at his feet?