Re: Kick and Shed's Off Topic Thread - Part III

by Shed Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:41 pm

^ Illiterate baboon :coffee:

by Kick Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:42 pm

It's ok, you don't need to hide it any longer.

by Shed Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:43 pm

The only person whose mouth I feed is your mothe....oh nevermind again.

by Kick Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:45 pm

She broke it off with you, didn't she?

by fatman123 Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:46 pm

Shed wrote:
fatman123 wrote:Wait, lets take this back a few paces, have we been putting up with Shed for nearly TWO whole years now?

Dont you get a medal or something for that

Don't bite the hand that feeds you, fatass.

If by feed you mean dribble down the occasional crumb of illiteracy and stupidity, then sure, it's your hand that feeds me

by Shed Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:47 pm

Kick wrote:She broke it off with you, didn't she?

Oh good, our diversion plot was a success.

by Kick Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:48 pm

Or maybe you broke it off with her to be with Fitty? hmm

by Shed Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:59 pm

fatman123 wrote:
Shed wrote:
fatman123 wrote:Wait, lets take this back a few paces, have we been putting up with Shed for nearly TWO whole years now?

Dont you get a medal or something for that

Don't bite the hand that feeds you, fatass.

If by feed you mean dribble down the occasional crumb of illiteracy and stupidity, then sure, it's your hand that feeds me

I am the succour by which this section beareth fruit aplenty. It is that same fruit which feeds the hunger for football discourse of you and every other dweller of this section.

You should be thanking me, insolent buffoon :coffee:

by fatman123 Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:08 am

Shed you pos you were a scrub when you joined this forum and you're a scrub now, deal with it

by Shed Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:14 am

^ Someone inform this mouthbreathing gimp that I am the Chelsea Section Poster of the Year :coffee:

by fatman123 Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:26 am

https://i.imgur.com/jEBJ2TP.gif

by Shed Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:37 am

by Kick Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:14 am

I knew poster of the year went to his head. Rolling Eyes

by Shed Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:16 am

Just reminding the masses of the chain of command 'round here :coffee:

by Kick Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:23 am

self-fellatio, more like.

by Shed Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:27 am

Which I ca....nevermind.

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by Kick Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:56 pm

20,000th post :coffee:

by Shed Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:05 am

Quick guys, let's all pretend like it means something to keep the wee tike's spirits up.

:coffee:

by Shed Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:20 am

Say, what's up with our friend juveman? Not seen him round these parts inwhile. Does he still post on the site?

by Kick Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:21 am

He is probably busy with School. I haven't seen him in a bit anyway.

by Shed Mon Mar 24, 2014 12:27 am

Poor juvewoman, a menial to the servitude of Murican public schooling

by El Chelsea Fuerte Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:21 am

Hey Mr. Geologist do you know a thing or two about earthquakes ?

CA has been shakin'. I'm scared Sad

by Shed Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:08 am

Yea, Big Billy Bollocks. Why don't you use your big bad Geology degree to stop the California earthquakes and save Fuerte's life? Kick and Shed's Off Topic Thread - Part III - Page 13 2276801876

Kick and Shed's Off Topic Thread - Part III - Page 13 2276801876

by El Chelsea Fuerte Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:10 pm

No response yet from Mr. Geologist. I'm sure he's busy trying to find a solution Proud

by Kick Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:38 am

You live in LA? Well, my suggestion would be to put up with them or move, Earthquakes cannot be predicted (easily) or stopped since they are essentially the crust releaving the stress which is built up by the tectonic plates (LA sits right near the San Andreas fault which is where two major plates in the earth meet, earthquakes near that are to be expected.) However, if you've had a lot of them, or a massive one, chances are it will go quiet for a while. The bigger the earthquake, the more stress is released so bigger ones are actually better than lots of small ones and no big one.

If you want an earthquake free zone, Try the East coast.

by El Chelsea Fuerte Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:05 pm

Kick wrote:You live in LA? Well, my suggestion would be to put up with them or move, Earthquakes cannot be predicted (easily) or stopped since they are essentially the crust releaving the stress which is built up by the tectonic plates (LA sits right near the San Andreas fault which is where two major plates in the earth meet, earthquakes near that are to be expected.) However, if you've had a lot of them, or a massive one, chances are it will go quiet for a while. The bigger the earthquake, the more stress is released so bigger ones are actually better than lots of small ones and no big one.

If you want an earthquake free zone, Try the East coast.

Yeah, so that I can get blown away by a hurricane rofl

Thanks for the info though Kick. Don't think I was too serious about an answer though banana

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