Re: Kick and Shed's Off Topic Thread - Part III

[Kick]

Using your own girlfriend's birthday as a cop-out to do *** all for her on the pointless, cash driven holiday of the year  

fix'd.

[Shed]

Seriously...?

[Kick]

Yes, why do I need a specific day of the year to show her how much I care, which, might I add, many men forget anyway.

Why not on a random day and surprise her?

[Shed]

[CBarca]

Yes, why do I need a specific day of the year to show her how much I care, which, might I add, many men forget anyway.

Why not on a random day and surprise her?

cash driven holiday...

You know what I say? Why not do it with no cash?

I am writing a letter. Girls like that personal shit anyway, right? Although admittedly I bought this chocolate bar yesterday and I realized I didn't really want it, so I'm saving it for a girl tomorrow. So perhaps I'm being hypocritical. Incredibly hypocritical, actually.

Spent too much this valentines day with that $1.

Wonder what I'll do next year. Macaroni necklace seems a good idea

Spoiler:

[Kick]

I am made her a card but I don't really see the point in going out and buying flowers, Chocolates and taking her to dinner on one night of the year just to show her you love her.

Be spontaneous and unpredictable, do it on the 1st of July or the 8th of March. Don't do it while every other male partner is as well.

[Shed]

cash driven holiday...

You know what I say? Why not do it with no cash?

Which is precisely what I suggested:

At least making dinner would be nice

[Kick]

I made her dinner for our 6th month anniversary anyway.

[Shed]

Whoopty-freakin-doo

[Kick]

There is just no pleasing some people.

[Shed]

I'm only trying to help you out in the love department from someone who knows it better than most

[Kick]

I think I am doing ok

[Shed]

That's what you think

[Kick]

Or perhaps I know?

[fatman123]

Kick, dont listen to this scrub pos poster, he doesnt know anything

[Shed]

You think you do as you've not experienced a truly supreme level (i.e. like me)

[Shed]

Kick, dont listen to this scrub pos poster, he doesnt know anything

Shut your noise you boring twunt.

[fatman123]

Kick, dont listen to this scrub pos poster, he doesnt know anything

Shut your noise you boring twunt.

Boring? Theres more entertainment in my pinky finger then there is in your entire being. Watch how you talk to me too you scrub, lucky for you im merciful and i'll let you off this time, but consider it your last warning

[Kick]

So, out of the three of us, who currently has a girlfriend

[Shed]

Several on my end, in fact

[Kick]

Sure.

[Shed]

Well, counting both of your mothers, yes

[Shed]

Kickster gone to New Zealand for almost 2 weeks and didn't even say goodbye before he left

[fatman123]

Shed right now

[Shed]

 

[Shed]

1 week until Kickster's return

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