Re: Kick and Shed's Off Topic Thread - Part III

[Kick]

I was star gazing one night and Mars was blocking the constellation I wanted to look at and I famously (at least in my family) said: I'm about to Kick Mars!

[Shed]

One more cockamamie story out of your and I'll start calling you Jason Burt

[Kick]

There is a common type of football in New Zealand called a Mars ball.

I owned one and my would use to tell me to go kick mars.

[Shed]

Say another word and I'LL be kicking Mars, bucko

[Kick]

I use to troll in an old chat room under the name of Mars, as I got kicked from the chat often, when I logged in, people would often shout Kick Mars and as Mars was taken on many sites, I used Kick Mars instead.

[Shed]

That's it #reported

[Kick]

A website randomly generated Kick Mars after the username I tried was already taken (I wanted Kick Mercury).

[Kick]

In New Zealand, Male genitals are known as Mars, one day I got rather annoyed with Simon Andrews and I decided to kick him there. Someone shouted: He just Kicked Mars! And the nickname stuck.

Spoiler:

[Shed]

What do you think this is, a game show??

[Kick]

I just want to know which one you think it is, I will reveal the true answer after you guess.

[Shed]

The one where I kick your ass so hard you land on Mars, duplicitous slimeball

[Kick]

Fine, stew in your stubborn curiosity then.

[Shed]

Happily

[Soul]

wait, I'm curious now   

[Kick]

Have a guess, Soul.

[Rebelles.REUS.rex]

My favourite thing to do is to go down to the store, buy a Mars bar and drop kick it.

No

I was star gazing one night and Mars was blocking the constellation I wanted to look at and I famously (at least in my family) said: I'm about to Kick Mars!

HA gayyyyyyy

There is a common type of football in New Zealand called a Mars ball.

I owned one and my would use to tell me to go kick mars.

No

I use to troll in an old chat room under the name of Mars, as I got kicked from the chat often, when I logged in, people would often shout Kick Mars and as Mars was taken on many sites, I used Kick Mars instead.

Definalty not

A website randomly generated Kick Mars after the username I tried was already taken (I wanted Kick Mercury).

THIS

In New Zealand, Male genitals are known as Mars, one day I got rather annoyed with Simon Andrews and I decided to kick him there. Someone shouted: He just Kicked Mars! And the nickname stuck.

NO

[Soul]

I'm just playing along; Reus answer is correct

[Kick]

Damn you Soul, you ruined my fun!

[Shed]

Okaayyy....but that only conjures essentially the same question – what is Kick Mercury?

[Kick]

Kick Mercury was a joke to throw you off that answer.

I actually wanted to change my username and Kick Mars was a random suggestion, it had nothing to do with my then current username.

[Shed]

So there is no cryptic, clandestine, arcane meaning behind it after all?

[Kick]

Nope.

[Shed]

Been scarce on here recently, Kickster. Hard at work?

[Kick]

Uni too, currently doing both. Next week I head to New Zealand till the 3rd of March so I won't be on at all during that period.

[Shed]

No Kickster for 2 weeks???

[Kick]

Yes, sadly.

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