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Post by Arquitecto Sat Dec 14, 2013 9:11 am

Discuss.
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Post by futbol Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:30 pm

Thomas is one of the most common, unimaginative and average names your mother could give you. Although Jimmy isn't far behind in that respect at least the last name "Kébé" kinda bailes him out there. It resembles Kebab. Jimmy is also a name often used in mob movies such as Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction or Mystic River. Meanwhile Müller, again, must be the most common surname in Germany. How can a "Müller" name her son "Thomas", fss.

Yeah, I think Jimmy Kébé wins it.

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Post by Jack Daniels Sat Dec 14, 2013 3:49 pm

^LOL
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Post by ExtremistEnigma Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:54 pm

Kebe has played in PL. Kebe wins.
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Post by Hapless_Hans Sat Dec 14, 2013 6:04 pm

who is Jimmy Kebe?
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Post by Kick Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:36 pm

Who is Thomas Muller?
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Post by Kaladin Sat Dec 14, 2013 10:49 pm

What is Mystic River?
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Post by MJ Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:02 am

Jimmy Kébé has 55 strength in FIFA. Thomas Muller wears number 25.

55-25 = 30

Jimmy Kébé is 29 years old.

30-29 = 1

There's only 1 winner. Jimmy Kébé.
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Post by Eman Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:25 am

X*2/2 = 1

If we take the rational assumption that Jimmy Kebe = X, this formula proves that Jimmy Kebe = 1. If anyone disagrees with Jimmy Kebe being the 1, they are wrong. There can only be 1.
Spoiler:
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Post by Forza Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:33 am

Kebe is EPL proven.
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Post by futbol Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:13 am

Eman wrote:X*2/2 = 1

If we take the rational assumption that Jimmy Kebe = X, this formula proves that Jimmy Kebe = 1. If anyone disagrees with Jimmy Kebe being the 1, they are wrong. There can only be 1.
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But 2X / 2 isn't = 1.

2X/2 = X.

You can fool GL but you can't fool someone who has a degree in quantum physics. :coffee:

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Post by MJ Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:56 am

futbol wrote:
Eman wrote:X*2/2 = 1

If we take the rational assumption that Jimmy Kebe = X, this formula proves that Jimmy Kebe = 1. If anyone disagrees with Jimmy Kebe being the 1, they are wrong. There can only be 1.
Spoiler:

But 2X / 2 isn't = 1.

2X/2 = X.

You can fool GL but you can't fool someone who has a degree in quantum physics. :coffee:

Yes, and X=Jimmy Kebe.

You and your degree are not getting past me and Eman and our GL doctorates :coffee:
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Post by urbaNRoots Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:41 am

MJGunner wrote:Jimmy Kébé has 55 strength in FIFA. Thomas Muller wears number 25.

55-25 = 30

Jimmy Kébé is 29 years old.

30-29 = 1

There's only 1 winner. Jimmy Kébé.

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Post by M99 Wed Dec 18, 2013 1:16 pm

Kebe because his name rhymes with Bebe.
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Post by Eman Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:45 pm

MJGunner wrote:
futbol wrote:
Eman wrote:X*2/2 = 1

If we take the rational assumption that Jimmy Kebe = X, this formula proves that Jimmy Kebe = 1. If anyone disagrees with Jimmy Kebe being the 1, they are wrong. There can only be 1.
Spoiler:

But 2X / 2 isn't = 1.

2X/2 = X.

You can fool GL but you can't fool someone who has a degree in quantum physics. :coffee:

Yes, and X=Jimmy Kebe.

You and your degree are not getting past me and Eman and our GL doctorates :coffee:
Exactly. The problem is finding what value X must have in order to make the left side = 1. Jimmy Kebe has the X factor, and thus is the 1. Simple maths.
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Post by Babun Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:44 pm

futbol wrote:
Eman wrote:X*2/2 = 1

If we take the rational assumption that Jimmy Kebe = X, this formula proves that Jimmy Kebe = 1. If anyone disagrees with Jimmy Kebe being the 1, they are wrong. There can only be 1.
Spoiler:

But 2X / 2 isn't = 1.

2X/2 = X.

You can fool GL but you can't fool someone who has a degree in quantum physics. :coffee:
I don't know where you got your degree but there's nothing wrong with the equation. At the end, you'll get x=1. And no, he isn't proving that x=1, his equation from the start is x*2/2=1 by definition.
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Post by RealGunner Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:53 pm

Babun is spot on. He helped me pass College Proud
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Post by futbol Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:26 pm

Well, x*2 / 2 = 1 "by definition" doesn't clearly imply that Jimmy Kébé = 1.

x = -i^2 also solves the equation.

So Jimmy Kébé is a negative, squared imaginary unit. :coffee:

RealGunner wrote:Babun is spot on. He helped me pass College Proud

I can tell. Proud

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Post by Babun Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:42 pm

futbol wrote:Well, x*2 / 2 = 1 "by definition" doesn't clearly imply that Jimmy Kébé = 1.

x = -i^2 also solves the equation.

So Jimmy Kébé is a negative, squared imaginary unit. :coffee:

RealGunner wrote:Babun is spot on. He helped me pass College Proud

I can tell. Proud
Nope, it doesn't because it's nowhere said that x is an element of complex numbers. For all we know it could be a natural number.
Jimmy Kébé=1 is another story. Although even there, one could define a function for real numbers:
f:n ->n

f(n)=|f(n)=n for all n element of N except for 1
------|f(n)=Jimmy Kébé for n=1
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Post by Pedram Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:33 pm

This thread. :bow:  rofl 
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Post by MJ Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:58 am

ffs, imaginary, positive or negative can we just settle on the fact that

|x| = ± Jimmy Kébé ??

And since Kébé = 1 he belongs to ℝ the set of all real numbers. Cannot be made more simple than that.
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Post by Eman Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:09 am

futbol wrote:So Jimmy Kébé is a negative, squared imaginary unit. :coffee:
It is truly hard to even imagine how great he is hmm
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Post by MJ Fri Jan 10, 2014 2:53 pm

Jimmy Kebe has joined Leeds United on loan until the end of the season with the option honor of making it a permanent transfer.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25682215
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Post by McAgger Fri Jan 10, 2014 3:18 pm

hilarious thread rofl
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Post by harhar11 Fri Jan 10, 2014 3:37 pm

lol, having a math discusion in a football forum? rofl

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