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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by futbol Sat 14 Dec 2013 - 16:30
Thomas is one of the most common, unimaginative and average names your mother could give you. Although Jimmy isn't far behind in that respect at least the last name "Kébé" kinda bailes him out there. It resembles Kebab. Jimmy is also a name often used in mob movies such as Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction or Mystic River. Meanwhile Müller, again, must be the most common surname in Germany. How can a "Müller" name her son "Thomas", fss.
Yeah, I think Jimmy Kébé wins it.
Yeah, I think Jimmy Kébé wins it.
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by ExtremistEnigma Sat 14 Dec 2013 - 18:54
Kebe has played in PL. Kebe wins.
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by MJ Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 1:02
Jimmy Kébé has 55 strength in FIFA. Thomas Muller wears number 25.
55-25 = 30
Jimmy Kébé is 29 years old.
30-29 = 1
There's only 1 winner. Jimmy Kébé.
55-25 = 30
Jimmy Kébé is 29 years old.
30-29 = 1
There's only 1 winner. Jimmy Kébé.
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by Eman Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 3:25
X*2/2 = 1
If we take the rational assumption that Jimmy Kebe = X, this formula proves that Jimmy Kebe = 1. If anyone disagrees with Jimmy Kebe being the 1, they are wrong. There can only be 1.
If we take the rational assumption that Jimmy Kebe = X, this formula proves that Jimmy Kebe = 1. If anyone disagrees with Jimmy Kebe being the 1, they are wrong. There can only be 1.
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by futbol Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 5:13
Eman wrote:X*2/2 = 1
If we take the rational assumption that Jimmy Kebe = X, this formula proves that Jimmy Kebe = 1. If anyone disagrees with Jimmy Kebe being the 1, they are wrong. There can only be 1.
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But 2X / 2 isn't = 1.
2X/2 = X.
You can fool GL but you can't fool someone who has a degree in quantum physics.
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by MJ Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 6:56
futbol wrote:Eman wrote:X*2/2 = 1
If we take the rational assumption that Jimmy Kebe = X, this formula proves that Jimmy Kebe = 1. If anyone disagrees with Jimmy Kebe being the 1, they are wrong. There can only be 1.
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But 2X / 2 isn't = 1.
2X/2 = X.
You can fool GL but you can't fool someone who has a degree in quantum physics.
Yes, and X=Jimmy Kebe.
You and your degree are not getting past me and Eman and our GL doctorates
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by urbaNRoots Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 8:41
MJGunner wrote:Jimmy Kébé has 55 strength in FIFA. Thomas Muller wears number 25.
55-25 = 30
Jimmy Kébé is 29 years old.
30-29 = 1
There's only 1 winner. Jimmy Kébé.
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by M99 Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 14:16
Kebe because his name rhymes with Bebe.
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by Eman Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 20:45
Exactly. The problem is finding what value X must have in order to make the left side = 1. Jimmy Kebe has the X factor, and thus is the 1. Simple maths.MJGunner wrote:futbol wrote:Eman wrote:X*2/2 = 1
If we take the rational assumption that Jimmy Kebe = X, this formula proves that Jimmy Kebe = 1. If anyone disagrees with Jimmy Kebe being the 1, they are wrong. There can only be 1.
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But 2X / 2 isn't = 1.
2X/2 = X.
You can fool GL but you can't fool someone who has a degree in quantum physics.
Yes, and X=Jimmy Kebe.
You and your degree are not getting past me and Eman and our GL doctorates
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by Babun Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 22:44
I don't know where you got your degree but there's nothing wrong with the equation. At the end, you'll get x=1. And no, he isn't proving that x=1, his equation from the start is x*2/2=1 by definition.futbol wrote:Eman wrote:X*2/2 = 1
If we take the rational assumption that Jimmy Kebe = X, this formula proves that Jimmy Kebe = 1. If anyone disagrees with Jimmy Kebe being the 1, they are wrong. There can only be 1.
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But 2X / 2 isn't = 1.
2X/2 = X.
You can fool GL but you can't fool someone who has a degree in quantum physics.
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by RealGunner Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 22:53
Babun is spot on. He helped me pass College 
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by futbol Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 23:26
Well, x*2 / 2 = 1 "by definition" doesn't clearly imply that Jimmy Kébé = 1.
x = -i^2 also solves the equation.
So Jimmy Kébé is a negative, squared imaginary unit.
I can tell.
x = -i^2 also solves the equation.
So Jimmy Kébé is a negative, squared imaginary unit.
RealGunner wrote:Babun is spot on. He helped me pass College
I can tell.
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by Babun Wed 18 Dec 2013 - 23:42
Nope, it doesn't because it's nowhere said that x is an element of complex numbers. For all we know it could be a natural number.futbol wrote:Well, x*2 / 2 = 1 "by definition" doesn't clearly imply that Jimmy Kébé = 1.
x = -i^2 also solves the equation.
So Jimmy Kébé is a negative, squared imaginary unit.RealGunner wrote:Babun is spot on. He helped me pass College
I can tell.
Jimmy Kébé=1 is another story. Although even there, one could define a function for real numbers:
f:n ->n
f(n)=|f(n)=n for all n element of N except for 1
------|f(n)=Jimmy Kébé for n=1
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by MJ Thu 19 Dec 2013 - 1:58
ffs, imaginary, positive or negative can we just settle on the fact that
|x| = ± Jimmy Kébé ??
And since Kébé = 1 he belongs to ℝ the set of all real numbers. Cannot be made more simple than that.
|x| = ± Jimmy Kébé ??
And since Kébé = 1 he belongs to ℝ the set of all real numbers. Cannot be made more simple than that.
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by Eman Thu 19 Dec 2013 - 2:09
It is truly hard to even imagine how great he isfutbol wrote:So Jimmy Kébé is a negative, squared imaginary unit.
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by MJ Fri 10 Jan 2014 - 15:53
Jimmy Kebe has joined Leeds United on loan until the end of the season with the option honor of making it a permanent transfer.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25682215
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25682215
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Re: Thomas Müller vs Jimmy Kébé
by harhar11 Fri 10 Jan 2014 - 16:37
lol, having a math discusion in a football forum?
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