Moderator application

Is it possible to apply to be a moderator of this forum? Perhaps I could shadow one of the current moderators in their duties. I feel that I would be able to clear out the trolls and keep order to the forum. Surely the administrators can see that this forum is heading to a period of darkness and chaos. I shall strive to maintain order in a stern way, but at the same time allow the posters to express their individual personalities, similar to how great coaches allow players to perform within the parameters of their chosen tactical system. Thank you. Please make me aware when my application for shadow moderator has been received.

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It's too late. I'm currently undergoing the mod grooming process. Take a look at my moniker.

Sorry bruv.

CBarca wrote:It's too late. I'm currently undergoing the mod grooming process. Take a look at my moniker.

Sorry bruv.

How did you dare leave the future mod dungeon? I thought I had you chained properly to the desk? And you didn't finish your work yet! This will prolong the grooming process indefinitely!

RWO chaining people up in her dungeon


FFS that's not legal any more

It's ok I let her.

Rwo can groom me all she wants

It's Redoranje who scares me.

Tomwin Lannister wrote:RWO chaining people up in her dungeon


FFS that's not legal any more

It is in Germany.  They let all sorts of things go on there, haven't you seen The Human Centipede?

Unfortunately I have.


Toms top tip, don't accept a drink from a stranger, especially if you're an attractive woman who just so happens to be stranded.


EDIT: CB, there are helplines for you my friend

Don't suffer in silence.

Clockwork Orange wrote:Is it possible to apply to be a moderator of this forum? Perhaps I could shadow one of the current moderators in their duties. I feel that I would be able to clear out the trolls and keep order to the forum. Surely the administrators can see that this forum is heading to a period of darkness and chaos. I shall strive to maintain order in a stern way, but at the same time allow the posters to express their individual personalities, similar to how great coaches allow players to perform the parameters of their chosen tactical system. Thank you. Please make me aware when my application for shadow moderator has been received.

We have carefully analysed your application using the cruyffian based system used by the managers from Cruyff era to the tactical genius era of Redknappian utopia. And mr Orange of house Clockannister i have to inform you that, In today's modern society we face many haphazard situations which prove to be detrimental in our bid to survive under the suffering of many cruyffesque philosophers such as Xavieto platnandez. Their suffering just like Jesus' suffering, helps shape our world for a better future. We suffer and we learn, we suffer and we improve. Ibrahimovic suffered under the weight of Lionel Messi and he evolved to carry a club. Unfortunately Villa wasn't brave enough to face the suffering like the higher father Pep Guardiola. Guardiola left Barcelona because he reached level 100 of Suffering. It was his limit break. It was his utopia.

We have analysed your application. Michael Cox was very helpful in lending us a hand and after his close inspection of your false 9 based application, He has told us that you will find it hard to adapt to the evil lure of kick and rush premier league football which our higher father of the forum RedOranje has build the foundation of this organisation.

I must apologise Mr Orange.

You are the moderator we deserve but not the one we need right now

Because i can confirm

I am Confirmation.

Realwin Gunnister knows what's best.

You have to put the forum first, because when you die your stupid pride counts for nothing. It's the forum family name that lives on, it's all that will be remembered.

I have literally been laughing for the past 5 minutes since reading the OP, only to find RG's post

RealGunner wrote:

Clockwork Orange wrote:Is it possible to apply to be a moderator of this forum? Perhaps I could shadow one of the current moderators in their duties. I feel that I would be able to clear out the trolls and keep order to the forum. Surely the administrators can see that this forum is heading to a period of darkness and chaos. I shall strive to maintain order in a stern way, but at the same time allow the posters to express their individual personalities, similar to how great coaches allow players to perform the parameters of their chosen tactical system. Thank you. Please make me aware when my application for shadow moderator has been received.

We have carefully analysed your application using the cruyffian based system used by the managers from Cruyff era to the tactical genius era of Redknappian utopia. And mr Orange of house Clockannister i have to inform you that, In today's modern society we face many haphazard situations which prove to be detrimental in our bid to survive under the suffering of many cruyffesque philosophers such as Xavieto platnandez. Their suffering just like Jesus' suffering, helps shape our world for a better future. We suffer and we learn, we suffer and we improve. Ibrahimovic suffered under the weight of Lionel Messi and he evolved to carry a club. Unfortunately Villa wasn't brave enough to face the suffering like the higher father Pep Guardiola. Guardiola left Barcelona because he reached level 100 of Suffering. It was his limit break. It was his utopia.

We have analysed your application. Michael Cox was very helpful in lending us a hand and after his close inspection of your false 9 based application, He has told us that you will find it hard to adapt to the evil lure of kick and rush premier league football which our higher father of the forum RedOranje has build the foundation of this organisation.

I must apologise Mr Orange.

You are the moderator we deserve but not the one we need right now

Because i can confirm

I am Confirmation.

This is the exact reason this forum is in complete dissaray currently. When an administratr posts without making any sense, the sheep follow him to their slaughter. You blaspheme against our Lord, which I find very offernsive, then use terms that make no sense...


100 level of suffering? You can confirm? Is this a joke to you? I suggest you take a long hard look in the mirror and maybe the time has come for a new era in this forum and you should step down.

What a disgrace.

Thankyou for your altruistic and cordial advice Clock work orange. I sincerely apologise for my bad manners and offensive post. I just watched Herrera's inter and my hormones were acting in a negative way.

I am going to repent for my sins by asking one of the higher fathers to dock down my warning level.

Cannot breathe  

RG

Please awaken Mr Orange and embrace the glory of your jimmies based cruyffism and know that i am part of the triumvirate, the eternal will of the Cruyff and that you have been created to serve us.

RG I am dissapointed in your clear, concerning lack of respect for such a fine, articulate poster who contributes more to the forum in one post than 50 others contribute in there entire lifetime forum contributions.

I am hereby requesting that you step down from hallowed post of forum Mod and relinquish all power associated with said role in this organisation.

I would like Clockwork Orange to take the now vacant role of forum moderator, as he adds class and Cruiffism where there is only darkness, and nonsensical posting.

Thank you, god bless.

RG isn't a Mod, so that issue is already sorted.

Even worse, he's an Admin. My apologies, my cruiffism was no match for the forum deception.

RG please swap roles with Clockwork Orange, for the greater good of goal legacy.

I can see there is much work to be done in this forum. I feel that with each post I am being driven deeper and deeper into the abyss, and as I look back, the light is getting further and further away from my reach with each post. The time for a decision is almost upon me. Will I become the poster that will illuminate this forum and take it to the next level as a protagonist, or plunge into further darkness, as an antagonist. Darkness is currenlty all I see when I look around, even Great Leader has descended to the the percipice of defeat.

Like Anakin Skywalker after losing Padme, I feel like a painter gone blind, a composer gone deaf, I know where the power, lies, but the power I can touch is only a memory, I shall embrace the shadow, the shadow will give me warmth....

I don't think 95% of the posters here could hack what the admins/mods have to put up with tbh

Clockwork


Join me, and we will rule this forum together.


We must start small as to avoid too much unwanted attention. But I truely belive that brick by brick, peiece by piece, we could lay a foundation of innovative ideas and take this forum out from the murky shadows of deception and into the golden, warm light it so desperately requires.

Tomwin Lannister wrote:Clockwork


Join me, and we will rule this forum together.


We must start small as to avoid too much unwanted attention. But I truely belive that brick by brick, peiece by piece, we could lay a foundation of innovative ideas and take this forum out from the murky shadows of deception and into the golden, warm light it so desperately requires.

And you are?

Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen, I ain't no politician but I'll kick it within a minute, Cause see, they call me a menace and if the shoe fits I'll wear it But if it don't, then ya'll swallow the truth grin and bear it. Now who's the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative posts? Who could inherit the title, put the posters in hysterics? Using his posts to steer it sharing his views and his merits But there's a huge interference, they're saying, "You shouldn't read it." Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit, Maybe it's beautiful posts I make for you to just cherish But I'm debated, disputed, hated and viewed in the forum, as a forever suffering drug addict like you didn't experiment?

I am Tomwin Cruyff, distant relative to Johan.