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Post by Arquitecto Tue 23 Apr - 23:33:54

-Yes Barca's midfield was completely nullified resulting in little transition to the forwards & Messi. But does that matter? No! Because Cristian Tello:

-Is so fast that Polar coordinates are rendered obsolete in searching for vectors to suit and calculate Tellolity.
- Is so fast that HyperVelocity standard will need a quick refurbishment, but won't since Tello will already set back the Minkowski spacetime unit back to 1906. Thus is born HyperTellocity
-Is so fast that he will blow away the collagen adhesives that still hold Osram's withered face while running down the sidelines.
-Is so fast that he will have Javi question on why he is as static as an island tortoise, impeding his play.
-Is so fast that Theo Walcott will be made to look slower than Antonio Cassano without a daily dose of Nutella
-Is so fast that he will actually look 1/3 as fast as Ignazio Abate.

So what we have learned is, Pace is > than you. But more important, Cristian Tello. Why he wasn't subbed on was beyond me as the result would have been 1-5 to Barca. Its ok considering his ability to break space time continum and create a worm hole through his pace will have Badstuber thankful that he isn't injured.

Tactics?
Supply to the forwards?
Passing? pfft...

He is the solution to overcome the 4-0.

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Post by Lex Tue 23 Apr - 23:34:41

Tie is done and dusted, Arq lol
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Post by CBarca Tue 23 Apr - 23:35:23

It's a joke Lex.
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Post by Tomwin Lannister Tue 23 Apr - 23:36:22

rofl

The general consensus (Which is NOT related in any way, shape or form to the fact that pace on FIFA is the single most important aspect in football Wink )
Is that Barca would have been a different beast had they used Tello and allowed him to make dem pacey runs.

I think we need to take the various CL's from Barca and the 2006 World cup off of Italy because they had almost no pacey players and had no right winning trophies without them.
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Post by Swanhends Tue 23 Apr - 23:37:02

MANITA TIMEEEE
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Tue 23 Apr - 23:37:11

Arq rofl :bow:
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Post by RealGunner Tue 23 Apr - 23:37:30

lmao Arq
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Post by Kaladin Tue 23 Apr - 23:37:46

Arq rofl rofl
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Post by Lex Tue 23 Apr - 23:38:44

CBarca wrote:It's a joke Lex.

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Post by Pedram Tue 23 Apr - 23:39:37

rofl
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Post by FalcaoPunch Tue 23 Apr - 23:40:34

Lol the fact that it's Tello.
Tello will be the key to defeating Bayern.... please
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Post by El Gunner Tue 23 Apr - 23:42:03

I know this thread's a joke... But if there are some Barca fans out there who actually think they can still go through to the final. This smile would be all I could manage Laughing
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Post by julias Tue 23 Apr - 23:43:05

Tello = Distance/Time :coffee:
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Post by Tomwin Lannister Tue 23 Apr - 23:43:12

Nah people think that he could change the game because he's fast. Arq's making fun of that idea rofl

That idea has mostly been brought on by FIFA. No
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Tue 23 Apr - 23:43:42

FalcaoPunch wrote:Lol the fact that it's Tello.
Tello will be the key to defeating Bayern.... please

Its referring to comments in chat....

People were saying Barca need to bring on Villa or Tello when the midfield couldn't even supply the front line and the responses were but Tello has pace.

Like that means f*ck all if the midfield can't supply him with the ball Laughing
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Post by Lex Tue 23 Apr - 23:43:49

HE'LL SAVE EVERY ONE OF US :bow:

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Post by Tomwin Lannister Tue 23 Apr - 23:44:46

Is Tello the best winger of his generation?


His pace stats on FIFA suggest that he might be.
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Post by Kaladin Tue 23 Apr - 23:45:39

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:Nah people think that he could change the game because he's fast. Arq's making fun of that idea rofl

That idea has mostly been brought on by FIFA. No

Username for Tello:

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Post by julias Tue 23 Apr - 23:47:36

Force = mass x Tello

Tello can generate the force and thus Barca will go through :bow:
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Post by Tomwin Lannister Tue 23 Apr - 23:47:55

rofl


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Post by Kaladin Tue 23 Apr - 23:49:01

AbraKebabra Alacalamb wrote:rofl


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WIN rofl rofl rofl
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Post by Pedram Tue 23 Apr - 23:50:19

julias wrote:Force = mass x Tello

Tello can generate the force and thus Barca will go through :bow:

Laughing
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Post by M99 Wed 24 Apr - 0:00:44

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Post by BarrileteCosmico Wed 24 Apr - 2:12:00

Take a hike Arq. First of all Tello is no longer only speed and finishing, his link up play has improved this season and last time I checked he had almost as many assists as goals to prove for it. Second off, when you're losing 2-0, none of your strikers look like scoring and you desperately need an away goal to salvage the date it is perfectly reasonable to ask for some changes in that department. Not that Pedro and Alexis were particularly awful, they had their hands full (especially Alexis with liAlbability) but Tello has proved that he is a remarkably effective player who has been able to have a positive effect even with his more limited skill set. The fact that he was not in the bench is an absolute disgrace.

Ditto Villa but even more.
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Post by Zealous Wed 24 Apr - 2:16:04

Honestly he would have been better than Alexis "Jesus Wept" Sanchez.
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