Hey Stan! I hate to compare situations but this how you do it!

Sauce: http://blog.foxsoccer.com/post/46770425145/traveling-hamburg-fans-to-receive-sweet-compensation

After Hamburg lost in pathetic fashion on Saturday — demolished 9-2 by FC Bayern — HSV captain Heiko Westermann called his team’s performance “a joke” and said he was “embarrassed to be wearing the Hamburg shirt.”

Nobody could feel worse about the loss than the players on the pitch, but what about the dedicated fans who traveled across the country to watch that disaster? There’s no doubt they felt quite ashamed of their club’s performance.

It seems that Hamburg’s front office felt the same way. On Sunday, the team announced on their website that all fans who traveled to Munich will be refunded in a special way for their money spent, time wasted and feeling of shame. The club invited them to a grill outing with the players! Each fan will also receive complimentary tickets to their home game against Fortuna Dusseldorf in three weeks.

We definitely think this is a great idea, but a word of advice to the Hamburg squad: just don’t go out and get swept off the field again!

A barbecue with the players AND free tickets to a home game? Ffs Bundesliga

I'm moving to Germany

A chance to bash the players in person

CBarca wrote:I'm moving to Germany

to support Hamburg?

Kick wrote:

CBarca wrote:I'm moving to Germany

to support Hamburg?

Free hamburgers

CBarca wrote:

Kick wrote:

CBarca wrote:I'm moving to Germany

to support Hamburg?

Free hamburgers

Cooked by Michael mancienne at the bbq!

Kick wrote:

CBarca wrote:

Kick wrote:

to support Hamburg?

Free hamburgers

Cooked by Michael mancienne at the bbq!

His hair would get in the food

Hence why you don't Go!

Hamburg isn't even good at making hamburgers

CBarca wrote:Hamburg isn't even good at making hamburgers

Disgruntled BBQ goers to get free coupons for a whopper at Burger King

Lex wrote:

CBarca wrote:Hamburg isn't even good at making hamburgers

Disgruntled BBQ goers to get free coupons for a whopper at Burger King

Breaking news: Messi States: 'All my life I have been a Hamburg fan'

Im going to party with VdV

Kick wrote:

Lex wrote:

CBarca wrote:Hamburg isn't even good at making hamburgers

Disgruntled BBQ goers to get free coupons for a whopper at Burger King

Breaking news: Messi States: 'All my life I have been a Hamburg fan'

RVP: "The little boy inside me wanted burgers."

Forza Rossoneri wrote:

Kick wrote:

Lex wrote:Disgruntled BBQ goers to get free coupons for a whopper at Burger King

Breaking news: Messi States: 'All my life I have been a Hamburg fan'

RVP: "The little boy inside me wanted burgers."

Xavi: Cesc is suffering, He needs burgers.

Kick wrote:

Forza Rossoneri wrote:

Kick wrote:

Breaking news: Messi States: 'All my life I have been a Hamburg fan'

RVP: "The little boy inside me wanted burgers."

Xavi: Cesc is suffering, He needs burgers.

Xavi: "I said no pickles. Burger King has deceived me."
Xavi: "What do you mean there is no ham in this hamburger?"

Ibra to Pep: You bought a whopper but you eat it like a Cheeseburger.

Ibra: Messi, Xavi and Iniesta ate the burgers like schoolboys.

Forza Rossoneri wrote:Ibra: Messi, Xavi and Iniesta ate the burgers like schoolboys.

That is brilliant.

I got nothing.

Ibra: The bbq started well, but then Messi started to talk.

Getting a free burger is like winning a trophy

This thread

"The president said: 'Which club do you want to join?' I replied: 'Hamburg.' Rosell replied: 'That is not possible. You can go anywhere but there.'"


"I want you to know that this is the worst piece of business I have conducted in my life."
- Barcelona president Sandro Rosell to AC Milan CEO Adriano Galliani and Ibrahimovic's agent Mino Raiola upon finalising the striker's move to the Rossoneri, to which Ibra replied:
"It's the result of bad Hamburgers."

"Guardiola was staring at me and I lost it. I thought ‘there is my enemy, scratching his bald head!’. I yelled to him: ‘You have no idea of to fry Hamburger chuck!’ and probably worse things than that."

"Barca players were banned from bringing Whoppers to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what Hamburger I can eat - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I brought a double Bacon & Angus Beef Whopper to work. It caused a scene."

Ibra: "He reminds me a bit of Burger King when he is preparing his talks in the locker room, but all he really is a Hamburgler"

Spoiler:

Maybe there should be a new rule. If a team concedes 9 goals, then the fans get a refund and a free barbecue with the players.

Ronaldo: "People hate me because im rich, have good looks and like to eat the occasional Hamburger"