GL's Biased XI

jibers our partnership on the left flank will cause havoc ffs

RealGunner wrote:jibers our partnership on the left flank will cause havoc ffs

Maybe it would have been a good partnership before I fattened you up with Kebabs and Cider.

Prepare to be Pace abused with my mesmorising 50 pace and 60 acceleration.

Zealous is suffering, he is being treated like a slave

Mole isnt a premface.Jibers is just Manure biased.

I would tweak some changes and my Lineup goes something like this:


CBarca,BlueBarett and Amar as the prominent subs.

Dat central defense

Premface team is top.

Greek+Albanian+English grit and steel = no chance for Spain and Italy.

Swanhends will hoof it at every possible chance to Art Morte who is a fan of Carroll and obviously knows how to deal with these long balls.

Mole offers a mix of English grit and Spanish technique while Gil is the most creative player.

Only weak spot is the mercenary jibers who looks his heads gone already and is looking to jump ship to the Spanish team.

alexjanosik: "Mole is suffering, I spoke to Mole in Ibiza and he said he was suffering because he wanted to come home!"

urbaNRoots wrote:Premface team is top.

Greek+Albanian+English grit and steel = no chance for Spain and Italy.

Swanhends will hoof it at every possible chance to Art Morte who is a fan of Carroll and obviously knows how to deal with these long balls.

Mole offers a mix of English grit and Spanish technique while Gil is the most creative player.

Only weak spot is the mercenary jibers who looks his heads gone already and is looking to jump ship to the Spanish team.

alexjanosik: "Mole is suffering, I spoke to Mole in Ibiza and he said he was suffering because he wanted to come home!"

LMAO Urbi



OT: Mole is a half Spaniard anyway. Can't be a premface.

Art's shine on his wonderfully polished head to cause light trauma for the other two teams.


& Jibers pls respond.

You al don't stand a chance. Us La Liga Boys have been doping since before you were born. Each one of us has more muscle than all of you combined and we recover from life-threatening injuries in an hour.

Why is one of La Espanoles' most prominent players in HalaAtletico left out of the starting Eleven Doping charges

Arquitecto wrote:And why none for the Germans aka Bundeslegacy?

Because you need a ref and thus Viva and I'm out

Defense needs teamwork. That La Liga defense would probably kill each other lol. Buddytaller vs Dmac / Alex vs Crimson

---------------------------------------BC
------------------------Le Sam---Arq---dnmc---HalaMAdrid2
------------------GoonerJay----Alexjondskgnsijgdgdstgewgtdf
----------------------Zealous---Freecat---Dani
-------------------------------------Mt

Harry Redknapp wrote:

ioilersrock448 wrote:the espanoles would win just like with everything else in football.

I think the defense of Los Españoles is a bit too soft. don't be fooled by Crimson's tattoos or dnmac's long essays, I don't think they can handle Art Morte's scandinavian physique or Gil's movement, not to mention Mole and The Ostracised One's wind-ups which will distract them.

@Jib: You are not a full-time premface, but if there was a fight between PL and La Liga, you'd defend us, because of Man U's sake

true, crimson in defense is risky, he has been known for losing it quite often when it gets hot

^^HalaLeverkusen moved to the German team with a buy-back option ala Carvajal

Espanoles go in front 2-0 after two lovely strikes by Zealous and a highburied deflection off an Alfred volley, though the match gets called off after free_cat assaults the refs, fuming at the mouth, and screaming about "filthy Germans".

The Italians try to run away with the win, and juve101 and Surag score immedeatly, though both then storm off the field, grab the trophy, and try to sneak into Germany and be hailed as heros by the Bundesliga, whose secret apprentices they have been for years.

The premfaces win by default, an epic party ensues, Mole gets laid after sixteen pints, though in the morning he is shocked that the girl next to him is Sepi in a wig, and the supposed sex-tape proves they're both out of the "no fap february" competition.

Everyone walks home ashamed, except for Zealous, who takes a private jet, and juve101 and Surag, who, remember guys, are hailed as heroes in the beer halls of Munich.

LMAO viva

Jibers' stats

this thread.

My stamina and pace will be in the red but I can hold the ball up and dribble. I am not bad at getting booked either

urbaNRoots wrote:^^HalaLeverkusen moved to the German team with a buy-back option ala Carvajal

RealGunner wrote:Jibers' stats

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reported for trolling, constant thread derailent, racial fouling, provacation, instigation, ostracism, bullying, Nermaning, abusing power, dictatorship, illegal downloads, bias towards arsenal posters...

RealGunner wrote:Jibers' stats

The Ostracised One wrote:reported for trolling, constant thread derailent, racial fouling, provacation, instigation, ostracism, bullying, Nermaning, abusing power, dictatorship, illegal downloads, bias towards arsenal posters...

For dissent, followed by crowding and bullying the ref!

Jibs

Fight the red ffs appeal it.

The bundeslegacy team was announced to be:


Coach: Arquitecto

Unfortunately FIFA uncovered a bribing scandal unheard of since the likes to come out of Italy a few years ago, so FIFA president RedOrange banned many of the involved players, including the most destructive strike partnership in messia and koec. Italy further tapped surag and juve101 to their team since that is what they do best.

Before the bundeslegacy hits the pitch, Ino, team captain wants to motivate her teammates: "guys, you better play hard, or i will run you over with my car!"

Little do all of you know admin and I have fixed this match and are going to make a killing at the bookies. Interpol can gtfo if they think they can come at me.