Sergio Ramos satisfies Xavi’s desire for Real Madrid to congratulate Barcelona

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/soccer-dirty-tackle/sergio-ramos-satisfies-xavi-desire-real-madrid-congratulate-083648700.html

My Dearest Xavi,
Even though we've been training together and I've been using your shower shoes everyday without asking, I have only just learned of your latest displeasure through the media. So, on behalf of Real Madrid, allow me to offer my formal congratulations on winning that thing I dropped under the bus last year.

I can't tell you how sorry I am that it took this long for my club and I to congratulate Barcelona on this and all of your successes. But there is a very good reason: We don't care. Seriously, we don't. Even a turtle cares more about congratulating you than we do and turtles don't care at all. (Side note: you kind of look like a turtle. No offense. Just kidding, total offense.)

Unlike you, we'd rather not pretend to be polite in public just so we can be all self-righteous (yeah, I read the dictionary for fun sometimes....kaboom.) about it later. I was going to say something else that was going to completely burn you with fire and insults but I forgot what it was and all I have written on this paper I found in my pocket is "goat milk." Doesn't make sense? Don't care.

So, yeah, that's it. To summarize my points: 1) We don't care about congratulating annoying people we don't want to congratulate. 2) You shouldn't either. 3) Goat milk. And as an added bonus, I've included a picture of me wearing sunglasses and giving a double thumbs up while showing off my new haircut that I gave myself with your scissors before not cleaning them. Ayyy!

Sincerely,
Mr. The Ramos



Sergio "The Fonz" Ramos. (@SergioRamos



LOL

P.S. - U can move it to the appropriate forum if necessary. I thought it was hilarious

Ramosstradamus!

Dear Sergio Ramos, I think you are a retard.

The pure awesomeness of this reply is staggering. I support Barca and ill clap Sergio for this.

The goat milk, was......legendary.







But Sergio.....if it does come to shit, is Del Bosque going to give up on the players that Spain won the Euro and WC off or you?

FYI...it is a spoof article. Incase you missed it. But i can totally imagine sergio writing it.

ROFL

Has to be fake, Ramos couldn't write more than a sentence let alone read the dictionary

Ramos

Gomez83 wrote:Has to be fake, Ramos couldn't write more than a sentence let alone read the dictionary

Goat-milk

clearly fake lol..

lol @ the dictionary part

This might have been the funniest thing I've ever read. LOL...