Yaya Toure; Laziest Footballer of all time

What an absolute ****house.

Disgraceful how little he cared today

poor mans Lucas



:lucas:

acted like a total bitch to mata

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Dirty bitch too, 3 yellows minimum I counted from him today.

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How wasn't he sent off today btw? Unbelievable.

Misses the discipline he had with us.

Was so concentrated, was so disciplined, so...just a monster. The freedom he has now has given him the freedom to show his entire game, but doesnt excell at the defensive side like he did with us.

Dont understand the lazy tag though.

of course, how can he play when its such bad weather!!

he looked so discomforted by the rain and looked like it was the reason why he played with such anger and lazyness

Looks like a backhoe with limbs

Giggslegend wrote:of course, how can he play when its such bad weather!!

he looked so discomforted by the rain and looked like it was the reason why he played with such anger and lazyness

When did he evolve into Charmander?

The Franchise wrote:Misses the discipline he had with us.

Was so concentrated, was so disciplined, so...just a monster. The freedom he has now has given him the freedom to show his entire game, but doesnt excell at the defensive side like he did with us.

Dont understand the lazy tag though.

Don't think he ever tracks his man...which cost City their first goal.

He generally walks in most games, but his goals cover for his total lack of work-rate

Lex wrote:

Giggslegend wrote:of course, how can he play when its such bad weather!!

he looked so discomforted by the rain and looked like it was the reason why he played with such anger and lazyness

When did he evolve into Charmander?

Lmao asif you just used a pokemon comparison, still mega lols though

I felt Clichy getting owned in the corner was just as much to blame, but yeah, as I said he lost his defensive discipline.

He once played for us needing a back op for a slipped disc, I dont think its an enternal lack of spirit that is his problem.

He won everything, getting silly money, doesnt have to be a defensive midfielder anymore and his team is still winning...dont think he has the defensive heart he had for us.

Lex wrote:Looks like a backhoe with limbs

ROFL

Yea he is either lazy or has poor fitness which is something I noticed the minute he came to City

apparently one of the reasons Wenger didnt sign him was because Arsene thought he didnt have the fitness to play CM

still a beast though

We should be bashing Clichy though, his defensive quality is a joke!! Maybe he will do better playing as a left winger! Thats the last of him I hope, I prefer Kolarov by miles.

And for Yaya, he werent at his best today,much like most Man C players...very disappointing...and the X'mas period will be difficult, with damn Man U 2 poitns behind now...

Well done to Chelsea though...they always perform when their backs are against the wall....and watching Drogba keeping the ball at the end, so frustrating but yet hes so good at it I felt strange watching this game, 2 of my favourite teams in the league...

Lex wrote:

Giggslegend wrote:of course, how can he play when its such bad weather!!

he looked so discomforted by the rain and looked like it was the reason why he played with such anger and lazyness

When did he evolve into Charmander?

You cant evolve into Charmander.

(/poke nerd)

Such a c**tbucket

He is not lazy but you get the feeling that the guy could do a bit more....for definition of Laziness,
see Arshavin

he learned all that pre 2010.... trololol

Sepi wrote:

The Franchise wrote:Misses the discipline he had with us.

Was so concentrated, was so disciplined, so...just a monster. The freedom he has now has given him the freedom to show his entire game, but doesnt excell at the defensive side like he did with us.

Dont understand the lazy tag though.

Don't think he ever tracks his man...which cost City their first goal.

He generally walks in most games, but his goals cover for his total lack of work-rate

Not sure if serious...

Clichy got raped which gave Chelsea their first goal.

Gil wrote:

Such a c**tbucket

I don't think Yaya was trying to hit him, I think he was just trying to pat him on the head as a truce and Mata was still heated.

Clichy did get raped, but Yaya lost track of Merieles' run, which was something he was supposed to be tracking.

lenear1030 wrote:

Lex wrote:

Giggslegend wrote:of course, how can he play when its such bad weather!!

he looked so discomforted by the rain and looked like it was the reason why he played with such anger and lazyness

When did he evolve into Charmander?

You cant evolve into Charmander.

(/poke nerd)

Yeah, you mixed it up with Charmeleon.