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Post by Pedram Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:03 pm

"Nobody can prove that sex affects performance on the field," said Ronaldo. "[However], masturbation is more tiring."

He then spoke about an incident during the 1997 Copa America, where he confessed to fleeing from Brazil's hotel base without permission with team-mate Romario, in a perfectly planned scheme.

"In 1997, during Copa America, Romario convinced me to escape with him from the hotel," admitted Ronaldo.

"I had to jump over a wall, have a ladder prepared and a taxi booked to take us away.

"It was all handled very intricately, but I cannot give any more details," joked the former Inter star.

I wonder if any professional football player does masturbating. you need to be a bit good looking and girls will be all over you. :coffee:
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Post by Bellabong Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:24 pm

90% of Men masturbate. 10% lie about it.
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Post by Pedram Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:32 pm

I know most of us do this but when you are rich and handsome you'd prefer to have sex.
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:34 pm

El Pipita wrote:I know most of us do this but when you are rich and handsome you'd prefer to have sex.

Actually when your rich and handsome you prefer to touch yourself :coffee:

Never know what germs those random chicks could have :coffee:

Us rich and handsome people like to stay clean at all times, you clearly are not rich and handsome :coffee:


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Post by Swanhends Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:35 pm

Say goodbye to your gainz :coffee:
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Post by billy_gr Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:40 pm

Sticky this thread!
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Post by Sushi Master Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:45 pm

Wait.

He had sex with Romario? scratch
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Post by free_cat Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:48 pm

"Masturbation is more tiring"

Me thinks that Ronaldo:

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How can move one arm be more tiring than moving the entire body?

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Post by nicholasmenger Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:49 pm

Ruins fitness level?...

Depends on what you're training for.
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Post by EL Patron Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:21 pm

Sushi Master wrote:Wait.

He had sex with Romario? scratch

a quickie in a dark alley....shame on you Ronaldo Very Happy
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Post by BarrileteCosmico Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:24 pm

In my experience, I was fitter when I didn't have a girlfriend than when I do. Since my masturbation rate has gone down drastically since having a girlfriend, this must clearly mean that Ronaldo is wrong :coffee:
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Post by Seppuku Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:25 pm

Let's not forget that Ronaldo has to masturbate two dicks. His and the tranny's.
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Post by zizzle Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:51 pm

that was ugly dude
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Post by VivaStPauli Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:53 pm

Ruins fitness level? How on earth does Ronaldo masturbate?
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Post by Eivindo Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:05 pm

Sushi Master wrote:Wait.

He had sex with Romario? scratch

obviously, Romario is a shemale
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Post by dmize Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:07 pm

Sushi Master wrote:Wait.

He had sex with Romario? scratch

That's what the article made it seem like Laughing
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Post by Zealous Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:14 pm

INB4 Arq masturbation article.
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Post by Ganso Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:19 pm

Zealous wrote:INB4 Arq masturbation article.
Masturbation kills bro,true story
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Post by Zealous Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:20 pm

Everything in moderation is good advice.
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Post by Art Morte Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:23 pm

So that's why I never made it big in sports...
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Post by Be/\/ceCALI Thu Oct 27, 2011 7:24 pm

"Nobody can prove that sex affects performance on the field," said Ronaldo. "[However], masturbation is more tiring."

Actually your body can't tell the difference between you masturbating, and you having sex. Both will affect performance on the field though, which is why most athletes are told to not have sex the night before a game.
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Post by Arquitecto Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:26 pm

Maybe instead of Masturbating, wouldn't it be better to go out and get laid?

I already provided scientific facts in the Goal forums and everyone denied it simply because they don't want to let go of this rather silly habit.

Ronaldo is 100% correct.

Which is why the reason all sportsmen are not allowed to masturbate in during the game weeks.

Boxers are told not to masturbate during their 3-6 month training for fights.

Wouldn't ronaldo know more then most of you considering his advice is taken from world class physicians?

Yea.

Spoiler:
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Post by Grande_Milano Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:28 pm

Yeah, players that go for WCs, Euros and Copas without their GFs and wives, hold on for months) Way to go in receiving prostate problems
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Post by VivaStPauli Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:31 pm

Isn't the "no masturbation"-thing only because of testosterone?
And isn't the lowered blood pressure and endorphines after ejaculation kind of a neat payoff depending on whether you want a cool or aggressive game?

Surprised

This is a weird topic btw. Very Happy
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Post by Arquitecto Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:31 pm

Grande_Milano wrote:Yeah, players that go for WCs, Euros and Copas without their GFs and wives, hold on for months) Way to go in receiving prostate problems

I spoke about Masturbation. Read before remarking please.

Massive difference between Masturbation and having sex with a woman.

Scientifically and Psychologically.

And I guess you haven't heard of all the Rugby, Football, Basketball etc teams who are not allowed to perform intercourse with their wives during tournaments and in game weeks.

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