Re: Are the Marcelo haters gone yet?

by Jeps33178 Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:12 am

Marcelo was made for this team, his defensive lapses are no where near as bad as 6 months ago and his offense is pure sex

by Zealous Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:00 am

Coentrao is a donkey compared to Marcelo. I wonder how many left backs we have to buy to finally put it to rest that for this team it doesn't get much better than Marcelinho.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:07 am

0:30

by Yeezus Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:17 am

I don't like him

lol

by Yuri Yukuv Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:19 am

Let the real madrid bear witness

I have always believed in the rascal

by Mr Nick09 Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:19 am

Marcela is still the best performing LB since the beginning of 2011 though.

No Left back in the world is as influential as he is in his team. You simply cant beat that, and it doesnt matter how good of a defender he is.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:25 am

St_Nick09_of_Goal wrote:Marcela is still the best performing LB since the beginning of 2011 though.

No Left back in the world is as influential as he is in his team. You simply cant beat that, and it doesnt matter how good of a defender he is.

Mainly because teams use LB's to defend Razz

And nothing you can say will stop him from not being called Mehcelo due to his overall mehness Very Happy

edit: just realised this is the madrud section Neutral

, you guys you should remind me of this to stop my urge to troll Sad

MEHCELO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! banana

by Zealous Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:29 am

If Marcelo was a Newcastle player Ashely would have sold him for 35 million Euro by now :coffee:

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:31 am

Zealous wrote:If Marcelo was a Newcastle player Ashely would have sold him for 35 million Euro by now

Atleast !!!!!!!!

unless he was in last year of contract, in which case he would go for 6m ( his market value imo banana

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by Mr Nick09 Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:35 am

Ashley would have also signed Dabo to replace him Razz

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:37 am

St_Nick09_of_Goal wrote:Ashley would have also signed Dabo to replace him

Nah, he would have been from Holland, Germany or France Razz

Poor research nick Very Happy

by Jack Daniels Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:43 am

You two, get a room ffs.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:44 am

Jack Daniels wrote:You two, get a room ffs.

Only if you bring the drinking

by Jack Daniels Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:47 am

Take the little alcohol bottles in the motel room service refrigerator ffs.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:49 am

Jack Daniels wrote:Take the little alcohol bottles in the motel room service refrigerator ffs.

Order some Mcdonald's then ffs.....

Iam classy like that banana

by Mr Nick09 Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:50 am

Someone brings the lub and the dvds

by Jack Daniels Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:51 am

@mole
Every Motel room has a telephone ffs.

@nick
Petroleum jelly is provided already.

And ffs there are porn channels in Motel rooms!

by Zealous Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:55 am

I'll bring the oils and ointments. I know all the special spots to touch if you want someone to give you sexy time too

Also I'll bring my Marivn Gaye's greatest hits tape.

:king:

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:59 am

SOD YOUR MARVIN GAYE MIX TAPE ILL BRING MY HARD DRIVE FULL OF SEXY 70S PORN SONGS

I'll also bring the peanut butter and we can spread it in special area's albino

Also nick ffs get the blu-ray's son we are classy people banana

by Jack Daniels Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:01 am

Manloving at it's finest. Where is Alfred? lmao

by Mr Nick09 Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:03 am

I warn you i am very soft.

JD clearly knows his way around motel rooms, so he will have the lead

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:06 am

St_Nick09_of_Goal wrote:I warn you i am very soft.

JD clearly knows his way around motel rooms, so he will have the lead

Dont worry ill be gentle with the peanut butter,ill use chocalate spread if you think its too rough.....

And JD seems to have lots of experience he will have to show us the way albino

Also we need some Soul and buy some scented candles ( if we have none)

banana

by Zealous Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:08 am

I'm sorry Mole it doesn't get better than Marivn Gaye. Have you ever shared a special moment with your special someone by candle night with Marvin in the background?

Then you take out the oils and start caressing each other as you gradually get more and more sweaty. Soundly you start feeling like a fire is lit in you chest and you just have to let out your passion in some way. You hold each other closer.

Then this plays:

*jizz*

by Jack Daniels Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:09 am

Could've been a good erotic thread..

Downside is all posters were Men. lmao

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:12 am

Ofc i have Zeal, but we are classy, sexy people so we need more than just Marvin ( as awesome as he is)

Some Teddy Pendergrass, Al Green, Stevie Wonder, Barry White and The Isley Bros and i have all thier albums.......

banana

by Zealous Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:13 am

Jack Daniels wrote:Could've been a good erotic thread..

Downside is all posters were Men. lmao

I can be what ever you want me to be baby.

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