Re: Newcastle United Watch - Jamal Khashoggi memorial edition

by Kaladin Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:03 am

Incredible article that, maybe @Jay29 can learn a few things here

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:22 pm

by Luca Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:36 pm

Can't wait for Newcastle to buy Milan

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:42 pm

Luca wrote:Can't wait for Newcastle to buy Milan

Perisic and Icardi would be great signings agreed.

@Robespierre

by Kaladin Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:45 pm

Can't wait for Flamini to buy Juve and set it up as a clinical hospital for us

by Luca Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:46 pm

ES wrote:Can't wait for Flamini to buy Juve and set it up as a clinical hospital for us

No returns on Bonucci mate, we've done our part to help your poverty club

by Kaladin Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:54 pm

Bonucci will be bench material in Flamini's Milan, we'll fire Montella, get Conte, buy Juve, buy Arsenal, get Sanchez, Griezmann and Modric. Marcelo to compete with Rodrguez, De Gea to replace Donnarumma once we relegate him to youth U-12, win the league with 118 points, half the fanbase dies from dehydration due to wanking themselves to death, fast forward preseason, Conte resigns because he can't get the players he want despite having a 2bllion budget, hire Sarri, win the CL and send our youths to Juve to train the next generation

by Luca Sat Oct 21, 2017 11:57 pm

ES wrote:Bonucci will be bench material in Flamini's Milan, we'll fire Montella, get Conte, buy Juve, buy Arsenal, get Sanchez, Griezmann and Modric. Marcelo to compete with Rodrguez, De Gea to replace Donnarumma once we relegate him to youth U-12, win the league with 118 points, half the fanbase dies from dehydration due to wanking themselves to death, fast forward preseason, Conte resigns because he can't get the players he want despite having a 2bllion budget, hire Sarri, win the CL and send our youths to Juve to train the next generation

You shouldn't drink bleach and post my man. These posts become public record and Firenze may not think you're joking. Not to mention, going blind is not how you want to be able to say, "I never see Milan lose"

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sun Oct 22, 2017 12:01 am

Not sure what's funnier.

Buy Juve and Buy Arsenal or Fanbase dies from wanking themselves to death Laughing

by M99 Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:37 am

This is how I picture Rafa walking up to scrub La Liga teams to buy their scrubs for 500 million.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttHlj9l6tJo

by iftikhar Sun Oct 22, 2017 7:13 am

@ M99, while Rafa did sign some very average players (and not just from Spanish League), he signed enough really talent players to be spared from ridicule.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Sun Oct 22, 2017 1:07 pm

I'd like to clap back but the Yakuza brief case opening warms my heart tbh.

by S Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:21 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:

I invite Rafa to buy his son Higuaín for €100M. Lets gift them a truck full of McDonald's burgers while we're at it so both can heartily munch on them and then kill themselves eventually

by Luca Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:22 pm

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:23 pm

That's not nice Sad

I agree to the deal except the killing part hmm

Good to see you btw Smile

by M99 Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:26 pm

BAH GAWD THATS S's MUSIC

by Kaladin Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:29 pm

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Mon Oct 23, 2017 6:51 pm

Imagine S with Jinder Mahal's music ffs

Would actually do it justice tbh.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:53 pm

https://news.sky.com/story/staveley-hands-ashley-163300m-newcastle-bid-11136293

300m offer made.

Accept it you fat pos.

by RealGunner Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:02 pm

Was expecting Xuenze xhaolo or Sheikh Abdullah bin dodo

Got Amanda Staveley instead

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:05 pm

RealGunner wrote:Was expecting Xuenze xhaolo or Sheikh Abdullah bin dodo

Got Amanda Staveley instead

She represents a middle eastern group worth up to 30 billion hmm

She's just a broker, she had the same role for City's takeover.

by Hapless_Hans Mon Nov 20, 2017 7:06 pm

RealGunner wrote:Was expecting Xuenze xhaolo or Sheikh Abdullah bin dodo

Got Amanda Staveley instead

The woman is acting for some Chinese or Arab though probably

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:23 am

Mike Ashley & Amanda Staveley talked Nufc takeover over a curry in London last night. Despite the negativity around this week there’s still a desire to do a deal & her bid is the only game in town. Less good: increasing belief that it may not be completed until February.
— George Caulkin (@CaulkinTheTimes) December 7, 2017

Update !

February is aids but as long as it happens tbh, also curry rofl

Can imagine Ashley trying to sell the club over a good Chicken Jalfrezi tbh.

by Firenze Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:29 am

you'll be circling relegation by then and they'll pull out imo, needs to happen in jan

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Fri Dec 08, 2017 12:30 am

Calma we'll be fine, we are 14th despite losing like 4 in a row.

League is trash.

by Great Leader Sprucenuce Wed Dec 13, 2017 1:08 pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5175125/Newcastle-300m-deal-Ashley-Staveley-near.html

Understand that #Nufc are close to agreeing a takeover by Amanda Staveley’s PCP Capital Partners group. An increased bid of around £300m has been submitted and significant progress made over last few days. No comment from either side at this stage.
— George Caulkin (@CaulkinTheTimes) December 13, 2017

It's nearly party time.

by Sponsored content