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Post by Stormer77 Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:17 am

Red Cafe, hahahahahaha.

I'm sure the Inter equivalent will have some interesting comments on their embarrassing,humiliating,disgraceful,pathetic,horrendous,scandalous,shameful,humbling loss to Spurs.

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Post by Stormer77 Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:24 am

It amazes me how the moderators on Red Cafe allow such swearing in general,plus swearing and derogatory comments made to the ref and Luca Modric's mother,his homeland,other football clubs etc.

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Post by Doc Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:35 pm

I still can't believe that ref gave a red. So that's Varane not getting a red when he should have and Nani getting a red that never was. Rich teams get all the luck, I guess.

So much gems from that wonderful thread of pure rage and hate but this one just really made me actually laugh. Apparently United is quite poor and receives no luck...at all.

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Post by FalcaoPunch Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:50 pm

Never had I had so much fun reading a forum.
That was hilarious.
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Post by futbol Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:33 pm

AC Milan forums after the 0-4 defeat.

What I found hilarious is how Jordi Alba a little shit can run 80ms in 8 seconds, whereas Cristiano did it in 10 seconds... lol. I have been saying it forever. Even Madrid accused Barca of it and then they shut up because Barca probably gave me them some of their medicine lol. Juve are just drugged as Barca as well. I think you're 100% right. I've been saying it time and time again on this forum. Tell me how it's possible Messi was able to outjump Abate 1v1 at San Siro when we won 2-0? Or how Puyol was able to fight Pazzini for every challenge? Not even Nesta had that much energy lol... we had to rest Nesta for big games for him to perform. Puyol plays like he's a young boy. Xavi and Iniesta are able to run all game and neither have the physique for it. Messi has a shit ass body, he's not even shredded like Cristiano, you put Messi aside bodies like Maldini's, Zanetti's, Totti's, Ibra's, Cristiano's, Bale's and he's a little shit and yet he can run and sprint all game like no other.


Barcelona for me were drugged at Camp Nou, because before that match they were awfully bland vs Madrid, Deportivo and us at San Siro and you could tell they hadn't been taking their medicine. I think whatever they take can't be detected by UEFA. Whoever thinks Barca, Juve etc run like how they do due to natural causes is a moron as far as I'm concerned. Not even rugby players run as much as Barca does lol...


What I found even more incredible is with that 4-0 win vs Italy, Xavi was able to man mark Pirlo and steal the ball from him for fun, and yet Xavi and Pirlo both have the same wimpy physique and are the same age more or less. How is it Xavi can make Pirlo his bitch when Pirlo has as much technique and physicality as Xavi? If you guys don't believe me, google Messi half naked, google Xavi and Iniesta half naked, their physiques are nothing to die for. Then compare them to guys like Cristiano, Bale, Stephan, Balotelli etc who have sprinter bodies. Neither of these guys are skinny *bleep*, and yet Messi runs as fast and accelerates as fast as these guys. I find it very hard to believe. Messi is the product of doping and HGH.

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Post by Milan31 Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:41 pm

rofl omg that is hilarious!

I am going with that theory Laughing
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Post by ExtremistEnigma Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:48 pm

THAT PAGE 46, OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

REDCAFE. :bow:
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Post by Lex Tue Mar 19, 2013 10:55 pm

From redcafe

F*cking Nazis, ruined a perfectly good salute, a perfectly good tash, a perfectly good march and when was the last time you met a child called Adolf?

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Post by ronalessi Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:50 am

Di Stefano awards Ronaldo with trophy for La Liga's best player

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He must be gutted with a trophy that looks like it's been put together by a 4 year old.
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Post by Juveman17 Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:12 am

GL>>>>>> all forums Very Happy at least we don't blame doping for Milan's lost Laughing
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Post by Kaladin Sat Mar 23, 2013 7:46 pm

From R&B

i think we should maybe get chilieni, also must make marchisio part of the deal i dont like el shaarawy he maybe like one season wonder just like nocerino, sell him to barca or madrid and buy suarez, javi martinez or mata .

I think you spelled im retarded wrong

If what you said goes through, i will personally film myself chopping my dick into pieces. Boil it and feed it to my dog, then i will take a photo of the dog's excretion and send it to PETA, which in turn will question as to how the dog's shit turned like this. I will direct them to your post, which will make the person reading the post so stupid, that the stupidity will be malignant. Causing a massive epidimec, in the same stature as H1N1. Congratulation, you maybe a cause for a new disease and potentially killing off the entire planet.

Javi Martinez-------Balo------Niang not bad, except that Javi should not, will not and cannot play as a winger ever.

you idiot he already plays for porto as a forward so him playing for us is a good deal.

:facepalm:

Where do you suggest we shit all this money? Galliani wouldn't shed an extra 500k for Mbiwa, you think he'll buy all these players?.

Locked and deleted, you'd think people would try to be a bit smarter when making new usernames.

The guy got banned, he keeps making accounts and trolls the forum

But the 3rd post got me in tears rofl rofl
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Post by arjun.123 Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:48 pm


If what you said goes through, i will personally film myself chopping my dick into pieces. Boil it and feed it to my dog, then i will take a photo of the dog's excretion and send it to PETA, which in turn will question as to how the dog's shit turned like this. I will direct them to your post, which will make the person reading the post so stupid, that the stupidity will be malignant. Causing a massive epidimec, in the same stature as H1N1. Congratulation, you maybe a cause for a new disease and potentially killing off the entire planet.
Goodness Gracious Me....... Shocked rofl
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Post by justin77 Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:21 pm

It is at these moments when I wish the old goal forums were able to be accessed, there were so many funny ones there, there were some hilarious users!

Also, I remember I made one quote that was funny (probably my only funny post in the history of forum posting), but I can't remember it! It got like 6 kudos...and kudos to you if you know what I'm talking about.

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Post by RED Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:00 am

El Shaarawy wrote:From R&B


If what you said goes through, i will personally film myself chopping my dick into pieces. Boil it and feed it to my dog, then i will take a photo of the dog's excretion and send it to PETA, which in turn will question as to how the dog's shit turned like this. I will direct them to your post, which will make the person reading the post so stupid, that the stupidity will be malignant. Causing a massive epidimec, in the same stature as H1N1. Congratulation, you maybe a cause for a new disease and potentially killing off the entire planet.


That is hilarious. Laughing
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:19 pm

Not really from a forum but made me LOL anyway Laughing

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rofl


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Post by Doc Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:24 pm

While Bendtner is undoubtedly a bit a berk and tends to play with all the grace and ability of a poisoned horse, there may just be another reason why the Dane is yet to flog a shirt, in so much as the staff at the Juventus club shop actively attempt to talk people out of buying them on the basis that they must be completely out of their mind!

Soccernet I believe...
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Post by Kaladin Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:53 pm

Great Leader Sprucenuce wrote:Not really from a forum but made me LOL anyway Laughing

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rofl

rofl rofl rofl
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Post by Great Leader Sprucenuce Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:31 pm

In my 18s or 19s I wanted to become a porn star. I asked my girlfriend to make a porn movie, but she refused.

So I had the brilliant idea of starting recording from my webcam before I left my house. The plan was to bring her to my bed and then my PC would be already recording everything to the file F*CKING_A_CAUCASIAN_FEMALE_HOMO_SAPIENS_SAPIENS.avi file.

That night, after sex and lefting her at her home, I was prepared for a masturbation evening, but the freakin PC stopped recording even before the f***ing fest started. Unfortunately my old 20GB HD wasn't big enough. So this porn video I made is just an image of a bed for like 20 minutes.

Still, I didn't swallow my pride and I masturbated to that. I came to my dog's eyes, curing his blindness.

Since that day I have herpes in my teeth.

rofl
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Post by Kaladin Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:37 pm

WTF MOLE rofl
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Post by EL Patron Tue Apr 16, 2013 11:41 pm

that is disqusting, the internet has some real weirdoes Shocked
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Post by Lex Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:11 am

From everyones favourite website rofl

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Post by Lex Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:12 am

Mole, i beg you call the number lol
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Post by Blue Barrett Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:17 am

What website is that?
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Post by The Verminator Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:06 pm

^^Think it's youtube
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Post by Eivindo Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:11 pm

futbol wrote:AC Milan forums after the 0-4 defeat.

What I found hilarious is how Jordi Alba a little shit can run 80ms in 8 seconds, whereas Cristiano did it in 10 seconds... lol. I have been saying it forever. Even Madrid accused Barca of it and then they shut up because Barca probably gave me them some of their medicine lol. Juve are just drugged as Barca as well. I think you're 100% right. I've been saying it time and time again on this forum. Tell me how it's possible Messi was able to outjump Abate 1v1 at San Siro when we won 2-0? Or how Puyol was able to fight Pazzini for every challenge? Not even Nesta had that much energy lol... we had to rest Nesta for big games for him to perform. Puyol plays like he's a young boy. Xavi and Iniesta are able to run all game and neither have the physique for it. Messi has a shit ass body, he's not even shredded like Cristiano, you put Messi aside bodies like Maldini's, Zanetti's, Totti's, Ibra's, Cristiano's, Bale's and he's a little shit and yet he can run and sprint all game like no other.


Barcelona for me were drugged at Camp Nou, because before that match they were awfully bland vs Madrid, Deportivo and us at San Siro and you could tell they hadn't been taking their medicine. I think whatever they take can't be detected by UEFA. Whoever thinks Barca, Juve etc run like how they do due to natural causes is a moron as far as I'm concerned. Not even rugby players run as much as Barca does lol...


What I found even more incredible is with that 4-0 win vs Italy, Xavi was able to man mark Pirlo and steal the ball from him for fun, and yet Xavi and Pirlo both have the same wimpy physique and are the same age more or less. How is it Xavi can make Pirlo his bitch when Pirlo has as much technique and physicality as Xavi? If you guys don't believe me, google Messi half naked, google Xavi and Iniesta half naked, their physiques are nothing to die for. Then compare them to guys like Cristiano, Bale, Stephan, Balotelli etc who have sprinter bodies. Neither of these guys are skinny *bleep*, and yet Messi runs as fast and accelerates as fast as these guys. I find it very hard to believe. Messi is the product of doping and HGH.

Proud

He has a point. Too bad Messi didnt take his medicine against Bayern Razz
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Post by Blue Barrett Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:45 pm

FWIW, I don't think its fair to judge a player based on their physique.
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